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The action of completing a high five from the passenger seat of a car with a pedestrian walking by Both parties must have consumed plenty of alcohol. And the car must be going in excess of 40 mph while rocking to the beats of Sandstorm and other various Techno-Style music. Dude I was hammered last night and I Epic High Fived a guy on the sidewalk! Shoulda been there.
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An Epic High Five is simply the most amazing, spine-tingling, pants-moistening possible way to high five someone. more...
Performing an Epic High Five is not an easy task. To properly execute an EHF, certain conditions must be met. 1) Neither of the participants can be crippled, retarded, or jewish. 2) Both participants must be absolutely ripped. Tarnish on the pecs is completely unacceptable. 3) Females are meant for fucking and sandwich-making only. If you do not agree with the previous sentence, you are not eligible to perform an EHF. Steps: 1) You and your partner must face eachother, about 100 feet away, shirtless. Weather does not matter. Try to find a secluded plateau or perhaps a field in the middle of some woods. 2) Spit into your dominant hand. This is the hand that will be performing the EHF. 3) Make eye contact with your partner. Give a slight head nod, as if notifying your partner that you're ready. 4) This is the most important step. Sprint towards your partner as fast as you can. While doing so, give a manly scream of power, kinda like Tarzan. When the time is right (You'll be able to feel it), jump straight upwards at a 90 degree angle. You and your partner should now be at arms' length of eachother. Continue screaming. Once you have achieved a minimum of 50 feet high, you and your partner will take turns punching eachother on the nipples. Turn around 180 degrees. If executed properly, lasers will shoot from your pupils and you and your partner will spell ... |
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