A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.
GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"
GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.
GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"
GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.