Daniel: Yeah, for getting pissed at food being thrown at him.
David: That frikkin' ephraim.
Ephraims typically marry in their mid-late twenties and devote their lives to raising children.
Plus, he's hot as hell. Like Roy. Yeah...
Ephraim is so awesome, he pwn'd Chuck Norris.
Ephraim. Dead sexy.
If you know an Ephraim, you're lucky; they're extremely rare. You may be caught off guard, you'll ask "What's your name?" and he'll say "Ephraim" with a shy smile, and you'll be intrigued, because you love him. You know you do. It is impossible not to. He is wonderful at everything he does, and he doesn't even know it. He never brags, and he makes everyone he meets feel special, which makes it excruciatingly hard to tell if he fancies you or he's just being is good-ole perfect, wonderful self. He is the best thing that will ever happen to you and the worst if he isn't yours.
Jessy: I know, he's so sweet.
Johnny: Ephraim is weird, but he's still my best friend
Julie: I am in love with him.