after rejection from the badass leonidas, he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.
the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his dick is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! *jumps off cliff*