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A guy who used to be cute and popular then got fat and shaved his head.
Have you seen Jake recently? Yeah, he's such an epheplump these days...
by the epheplump April 14, 2011
 
1.
A guy who used to be cool but then got fat and shaved his head.
Simon has turned into such an epheplump these days.
by ihatefats April 25, 2011