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1.
Someone who is well informed, without prejudices.

She's in enlightened state.
by Jafje May 10, 2007
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2.
Being in one of two particular states of high achieved from smoking marijuana or the synthetic JWH found in some brands of incense.

The first level of enlightenment is characterized by a euphoric enjoyment of reading and writing literature (especially poetry) or philosophy. This is particularly true of the works of the Beat writers of the 50's. This state is best accompanied by medium low lighting, the music of Charlie Parker or Miles Davis, the poetry of Alan Ginsberg and Gary Snyder, a notebook and pen, and a pack of cigarettes.

The second level of enlightenment is more trippy and psychedelic. The Beatles "Here Comes the Sun" and coloring in a coloring book are the preferred activities for this state. Staring off into space "thinking about stuff." In this state, one may profess to be able to understand the meaning of the songs "Come Together" or "I Am the Walrus." The following examples are representative of the second level of enlightenment.
1. Friend 1: How enlightened are you right now?

Friend 2: I'm pretty baked, in the sense that I feel like

the fried potato wedges under the warming

lamp at the deli in the grocery store.

2. Text from hot female friend: Just how enlightened are you?

Enlightened reply: If you were here right now, you'd

probably want to hug me, because it would seem like

I was about to turn into a cartoon animal.
by Random122387 October 29, 2010
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3.
Enlightened (n.): A level one achieves during which they can see the beginning and the end; a situation requiring copious amounts of narcotics to reach; becoming frivolously F***ED up
Dude 1: Oh man, that was sooo much! I can believe we did the whole thing!

Dude 2: Yeah man, its makin' me feel....enlightened! The unicorn will take me away!

Dude 1: Onward, towards the power of id release your soul dear friend! Take me with you!!!
by Cazzer548 May 28, 2009
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4.
When you get to that point where you think about a special someone's name, thus making you enter a state of pure ecstasy that can not be undone for at least 1 hour.
I have gotten enlightened with you.
by Mike Pwns May 26, 2008
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