Powerful solvent when applied to unstable polymers. Often mistaken for language, culture, and geographic place which we all know did not really happen in the alternate universe in which english dissolves those damn polymers.
After the frightful polymer spill a liberal application of english cleaned it right up. The sun gleamed off the bright smooth surface once the english was used.
by paralllell mr. universe October 02, 2003
a useless subject that should not be taught in schools. it is so that teachers may pick at your work, this subject is unreasonably marked
person 1: where are you going?
person 2: english

person 1: gross, well have fun in hell.
by AceWaBlamo May 22, 2015
Once the primary language of the United States. The primary language is now TxtTalk.
Guy 1: Hi, do you speak English?

Guy : Wth is English dued
by bat_hero October 19, 2009
Amish slang for non-Amish people or wearing non-Amish garb and hairstyles.
What up, English?
by ThoughtfulOrange November 03, 2009
a slang term used in continental europe to describe BDSM/bondage service, usually from a brothel. this is because the english were a bunch of secret perverts, because of victorian repression. it's still used today, because we're STILL a bunch of perverts, just less secretive about it.
i say marjorie, get the riding crop from the cupboard, will you? i fancy a spot of the old english tonight, what?
by that Dano November 16, 2005
A grotesque combination of German(ic), Latin, Greek, Norse, and Old French that has the "privilege" to be one the prominent languages of Western society (primarily the United States and United Kingdom, and their former colonies). Even native 100th generation speakers of the language struggle to use it in a meaningful way. Only one man in history, William Shakespeare, has been able to utilize the language in a respectable fashion (and there's debate if he was truly responsible for his work). The rest of English-speakers tend to give up on mastering the language in High School, or just talk about something significant enough that the quality of the English doesn't matter. Urban Dictionary itself is an example of the nightmare that the English language truly is. If you plan on trying to learn English as a second language, I wish you luck.
I's tired of all these immigrants not knowing how to speak no English. If you wanna live in 'Murica, yous better learn how to speak our lingo.
by Illuminatus Xaverius June 28, 2014
The highest scoring NBA player from the 1980's who played for the Denver Nuggets. His shots reportedly had so much spin that they would be redirected towards the basket after bouncing off the front rim.

The term can be used to describe a shot in any sporting event that involves putting spin on a ball.
Man you should put more 'english' on the cue ball.
by acruz August 05, 2010
a rolled cigarette with a bit of weed mixed in made famous by joe strummer.
"wanna smoke some english?"

"should i roll an english?"
by joe bummer February 23, 2010
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