Top Definition
as observed by Nicola, English dicks are generally smaller in size, thinner in diameter than its continental counterparts, albeit not a bad option.
guy: how was the sex last night?

girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick

guy: so u didnt like it?

girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one
by Ms. Hamburgler July 18, 2008

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