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2. English Breakfast
An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
1. English Breakfast
To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
3. english breakfast
a double dose of aspirin and water
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
4. English Breakfast
When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.
i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast
5. english breakfast
When you punch out somebody's teeth and then force them to perform oral sex on you.
Victoria: "Waiter, I'd like a full english breakfast please."

Waiter: "That's disgusting."
6. English Breakfast
a strain of weed originally grown in northern England and then brought over to southern Maine. A cross between hydroponic and Kine Bud it is quickly growing in popularity in the Northeaster n states.
Dude, I ain't gunna smoke your shit, I got some English Breakfast.
7. english breakfast
When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them
Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.
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