A country obsessed with it's national football team despite not having won a relevant tournament in over four decades. Their football fans are the only fans in the world that a) celebrate BEFORE winning a world cup or Euro cup and b) give death threats to those players (they feel) responsible for failing their countries team. Whenever facing off against their rivals Germany, they will, prior to face-off, hide behind immature WW2 references, mostly consisting of uneducated claims that they singlehandedly won two world wars.
The current 2000's England squad is the very first England squad to allow violent inbreds to compete for a major sporting event. It also features David Beckham, the first ever England captain to be sent off.
Whenever their national team lose (and they are only ever destined to) the country will sink into a deep depression and will show remarkable denial. Plently of riots in town centres and council estates will emerge. Then, the day after, everyone will pretend that the English national squad was only a 'side' interest and will claim that their heart is with club football. At least, for another 2 years.
The current 2000's England squad is the very first England squad to allow violent inbreds to compete for a major sporting event. It also features David Beckham, the first ever England captain to be sent off.
Whenever their national team lose (and they are only ever destined to) the country will sink into a deep depression and will show remarkable denial. Plently of riots in town centres and council estates will emerge. Then, the day after, everyone will pretend that the English national squad was only a 'side' interest and will claim that their heart is with club football. At least, for another 2 years.
by David C H May 18, 2009
Terribly difficult to some up briefly, so short and sweet:
One of the greatest nations ever.
Has an outstandingly extensive and fascinating history.
Once controlled virtually the whole world.
Has one of the most amazingingly diverse and exciting capitals in the world.
The English have played a significant role in the development of the arts and sciences throughout the globe.
Thanks to the legacy of the British Empire, the English language is now the world's unofficial lingua franca, while English common law is also the foundation of legal systems throughout the English-speaking countries of the world.
England has a long and rich musical history.
England has remained a central figure of literacy excellence throughout the past few centuries, notably Romanticism and Modernists.
Sir Winston Churchill, Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare and Charles Darwin- some of the most outstanding Englishmen.
Royal motto (French): Dieu et mon droit
(Translated: "God and my right")
One of the greatest nations ever.
Has an outstandingly extensive and fascinating history.
Once controlled virtually the whole world.
Has one of the most amazingingly diverse and exciting capitals in the world.
The English have played a significant role in the development of the arts and sciences throughout the globe.
Thanks to the legacy of the British Empire, the English language is now the world's unofficial lingua franca, while English common law is also the foundation of legal systems throughout the English-speaking countries of the world.
England has a long and rich musical history.
England has remained a central figure of literacy excellence throughout the past few centuries, notably Romanticism and Modernists.
Sir Winston Churchill, Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare and Charles Darwin- some of the most outstanding Englishmen.
Royal motto (French): Dieu et mon droit
(Translated: "God and my right")
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
William Shakespeare
Richard II (Act 2, Scene 1)
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
William Shakespeare
Richard II (Act 2, Scene 1)
by Isaac, England June 17, 2006
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Eng=Narrow, Land=Land; "Narrow Land" (German Origin). ENGLAND first became a German colony in approx. 400 A.D. with the export of Continental rejects from Saxony to the southern half of what the Romans called Great Britan. These morons, these intellectual and physical cripples (see example) were exported from approximately the 4th to 12th Centuries to the "narrow land" - much like nuclear and other waste.
The remaining original inhabitants (The Welsh) retreated into Wales as one naturally recoils from human waste or other toxic wastes.
England is a now a country of chavs that has been continuously dominated by foreign rule since inception - significant foreign rulers have included William La Batard ( William the conqueror), the Tudor Dynasty (Welsh), the Stewart Dynasty (Scottish), the Saxo-Coburg-Gotha Dynasty (renamed Windsor) (German).
This trend continues today with pseudo royal seed of the House of Brandenburg X Windsor pups and the elected Prime Minister Tony Blair(Scottish) which proves that the modern day Englishman is still not very bright!
The remaining original inhabitants (The Welsh) retreated into Wales as one naturally recoils from human waste or other toxic wastes.
England is a now a country of chavs that has been continuously dominated by foreign rule since inception - significant foreign rulers have included William La Batard ( William the conqueror), the Tudor Dynasty (Welsh), the Stewart Dynasty (Scottish), the Saxo-Coburg-Gotha Dynasty (renamed Windsor) (German).
This trend continues today with pseudo royal seed of the House of Brandenburg X Windsor pups and the elected Prime Minister Tony Blair(Scottish) which proves that the modern day Englishman is still not very bright!
Proof that the seed of England is Germanic is provided in its mutilated low German language :
Gut = good
Besser = better
Hallo = Hello
Gut = good
Besser = better
Hallo = Hello
by Oglaigh na Eireann August 23, 2005
The country with the totally over rated football team.
Once again LOSING on penalties in germany 2006.They had an easy draw and fell at the first quality hurdle ah well at least they can always talk about 1966
Once again LOSING on penalties in germany 2006.They had an easy draw and fell at the first quality hurdle ah well at least they can always talk about 1966
England football team lost again on penalties HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.ROONEY is a thug and deserved to get sent off.
by Tartan Terror July 1, 2006
Stands for Engulfs Nature's Gold land as it's only ever sunny a couple of days a year when everyone is busy at work and then rains the rest of the year
"Let's have a picnic it's a beautiful day"
5 minutes later
*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
5 minutes later
*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
by Legokillsfeet June 26, 2016