When you think you only feel like farting but when you actually fart you shit in your pants. The 'Gate' here refers to anum, i.e. asshole and the 'Enemy' to liquidified shit.
John: Now I'm gonna FART!
Mike: DON'T. There may be enemy at the gates waiting!
When you have fecal
matter position for launch out of your anus
in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embarassing. Therefor the turd
becomes your enemy. Another word for prairie dogging
Did you see Brian's face turn green at the Christmas party before he excused himself? I think he had an enemy at the gate cause it smelled bad for a second.
1. A 2001 war film directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud, starring Jude Law, Joseph Fiennes and Ed Harris set during the Battle of Stalingrad in World War II.
2. An alcoholic shot named for the film containing a mix of vodka, Goldschläger, and Kahlúa.
1. Have you seen that movie Enemy At The Gates? Those snipers were crazy.
2. Who's down for a round of Enemy At The Gates?
When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.
What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.