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Emptybottleaphobia is a condition suffered by a select band of York City fans after being violently attacked by hordes of Luton fans hurling bottles at them. These weapons, which were being considered for use by the Army, are dangerous, and have caused months of emotional scarring to York fans. Similar conditions are suffered when a York fan sees a broom, mop or plant pot
A young York fan (to his mother) - Sorry I pissed my pants Mum, but them nasty Luton boys were throwing things at us

Mum - No need to worry Son, you're just suffering from Emptybottleaphobia

Son - What's that Mum?

Mum - It's when you act like a pussy over something pathetic
by Richard Brodie August 08, 2010