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A bunk ass town in Kansas. It lies between Topeka and Wichita. It's a small town, so there's not much to do but drink, get high, have sex, and kill people.
Emporia is the home of the Krishn.
by JAA1991 January 02, 2010
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A store that contains many different items. (Food,clothes,and collectibles etc.) Such as a market.
That new emporium had everything i needed.
by D Stubbs May 21, 2007
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Emporiacollege
Small town in southern VA. About an hour south of Richmond. This place is somtimes referd to as Hell.
Person 1: "Is this Hell?"

Person 2: "Nope...just Emporia, VA"
by chrispunx November 09, 2009
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County seat of Cameron County in Pennsylvania. With a population of roughly 2500, the streets of Emporium are well lit and with happy faces. On sunny days, at around 3:30PM-4:00PM, the streets of downtown Emporium are swarmed with teenage girls and their children. Apparently, the teenage pregnancy rates here are unusually high. Maybe as high as the teenagers hanging out behind the local bowling alley. Elks are seen roaming around freely every once in a while.
Emporium has the prettiest girls I've ever seen.
by Youngmahn Moon May 16, 2006
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Emporiacollege
A small town in Kansas that is home to Emporia State University. ESU is one of the top ranked schools in the United States for producing teachers. The ESU girls basketball team (The Lady Hornets) were the Div II NCAA basketball champions in 2010. Emporia is also the home of William Allen White and the founding city of Veteran's Day.
Emporia has a parade on Veteran's Day. It's awesome because all the ESU students get the day off.
by Psyluna December 10, 2010
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Emporia is a town in East Central Kansas. Not very many people have herd of Emporia.
Emporia Kansas

A town in Kansas

Also known as E~town!
by Ashleigh B June 14, 2008
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A town in kansas... also know as Etown
Hey where you from?

Emporia.

Where's that?

In kansas!
by Ashleigh B June 13, 2008
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