Top Definition
Everyone's favorite person in time of emotional outburst.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.

And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.

Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.
Dude 1: Look at Mike, he's everyone's emotional accountant.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.
by bluejay24 August 23, 2010

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