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1.
1. Someone who acts emotionless.

2. Someone with a personality that makes a potato look interesting.

3. Someone so sad that a potato looks very cheerful in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer.
1. Vennession had no emotions to speak of, making her emotionless, and therefore an Emotato.

2. Ulquiorra Schiffer has a dead, bland personality, with the exception of calling everyone he meets trash, making him nearly 95% Emotato.

3. Ulquiorra Schiffer always looks so sad, like he needs a big hug and lots of chocolate, so sad that the baked potato I had for lunch looked extremely happy in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer, Cuatro Espada.
by SaintVenn January 01, 2011
 
2.
(noun) 1. A sad, or an emo, potato. 2. A person who is emo.

(adjective) a means of describing such a person.
"He's sad like a potato."
"So an emotato?"
by Anten Oz February 12, 2008
 
3.
(noun) 1. A sad, or an emo, potato. 2. A person who is emo.

(adjective) a means of describing such a person.

Source:
"Sad like a potato" became shortened to "emotato".
"Edgeworth is sad like a potato."

"He's such an emotato, you'd think the world was ending."
by Anten Oz February 10, 2008