A recently discovered alternative energy source. Emoleum is made of Emo's, who are far denser than the average person. Emoleum is separated from other components of Emo's in a fractioning tower, much like petroleum, tar and lubricating oils come from crude oil.
Emoleum is an efficient fuel source, and recycles certain types of pollution. Switch to Emoleum today.
by Eli Bedlam April 11, 2006