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emo kids are the kids who think their lives are sooo incredibly bad becuase the kid they went out with for a week online broke up with them so go and cut their wrists with whatever slightly pointed object they can find. Emo kids listen to the bands(on mtv the mainstream stationg the claim to despise so much) that sound like the backstreet boys mixed with simple plan (both pop groups) these kids wear heavy black clothing when its hot as shit outside they pretend to be really hardcore when in fact they have it made and the only reason they are into it isbecause it is the "in" thing. they claim the hate rap yet when they are just so convientely listening to a pop radio station becuase fallout boy was on it and a gangster song comes on the mouth every word to it.
"emo"kid:omg i have to go sit in a dark room alone with a knife and pretend my arm is bread and slice it up!
normal kid:umm why
"emo" kid:becuase the guy i liked and never told that i liked him is going out with this girl and he completely broke my heart i have no reason to live any more im going to go and listen to something corporate becuase they are the only ones who know what im going through i have to go and cut myself now!!
by hardcore my ass July 28, 2005

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somewho cries about there girlfriend/boyfriend breaking there heart, write poetry to girls makes up sng bout them, and is very emotional...aka lianna/myers/emo john and more
"if myers had a baby, it would be a emo kid" ---jay renoff

"cry me a river"
by matt myers April 06, 2003

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1) The only people who would give the defenitions of emology and emologist thumbs down, because they know its true and they're ashamed.

2) A reason to bring two completely different people together to beat ass.
1) emology: (n) The study of emotional music and the losers who listen to it.

9 thumbs up, 1 thumb down

2) Gangster: emo sucks, dawg.
Metalhead: damn right motha fucker, lets whoop their asses.
by Emologist February 08, 2005

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see also FAG, or QUEER.. or complainy, whiney bitch with no genitallia.

the personality of an emo queer *caugh* i mean kid, usually consists of claiming to cut yourself, but not actually doing it because your pansy ass is too afraid to. and if they come close, they scratch thier wrists with a paper clip, for attention. also, they have to complain about... well, everything! especially how much they hate thier parents, (which is bullshit) because what kind of spoiled, rotten, bitch ass guy hates their parents who buy thier rediculously tight pants for them? none of them! not to mention they have to complain aaalllll about how thier gf/bf broke thier little emo heart.

cry me a fucking river. get over it. shit happens.

and whats more with the complaining and whiney bitchetry <----(hey look a new word! bitchetry!) they are all so upset that they are so rich and have it off so well ususally, that they have to go and say OMG MY LIFE IS HOORRIIBLLE!! I DONT HAVE A NEW DODGE VIPER!! I CANT WHIPE MY ASS WITH SILK!!!

boo fucking hoo.

fuck emo kids.
emo kids: omg i bought some new tight pants today

normal dude: man. that must mean you really dont have any balls, seeing as how that should usually crush a guys genitallia if they have any

emo boy: MY MOM WOULDNT BUY ME A NEW CAR!!??! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!!!! AAAAHHH!! *runs home to rich ass family and eats lobster*
by tap3w0rm April 11, 2006

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Goths that are too chicken to actually kill themselves so they just whine about how they want to.
check out those emo kids trying to slit their wrists with a plastic butter knife
by Maggie Miller October 03, 2005

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1.Gay guys who like girls.
2.Those faggots that look act, and dress like girls, yet are justguys who hate their parents.
3.Straight dudes who make out with dudes.
see also-wrist slitting
Jerry is such an faggot, he wears make up and his sisters pants. He is one of those fucking emo kids.
by TheFloatingFetus September 13, 2005

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People that listen to the worst music in the world and are really stupid. They all say they're straight-edge, and they don't know that say that is really fucking stupid. They cry all the time and have lame pansy-ass mosh pits. The boys wear eyeliner and girl pants ans die their hair black. They put x's around their names (i.e. XxsarahxX) and the bands have stupid names (i.e. Black Love, Your Tears Shattered My Heart). Emo kids cut themselves, but should do it to the point that they all die because I hate them. ALL OF THEM are unique.
1. My sister is an emo kid.

2. The guitarist of My Chemical Romance, a horrible emo band, has stickers that say "PANSY" on his guitar.

3. Emo kids are fucking stupid and should all die.
by George Harrison August 05, 2005

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