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There is no such thing! Like unicorns, emo kids do not exist. I know that most of you have heard this but it has to be said again. EMO IS SHORT FOR EMOTIONALLY CHARGED HARDCORE PUNK. Can you be emotionally charged hardcore punk? Hmm? Hmm? ..... Yeah. Thought so bitch. Contrary to popular belief, it does not stand for emotional. People who wear vagina pants, faded band tees & fringes aren't emo. They are called scenesters.
Scenesters are commonly mistaken for emo kids by retarded posers.
by chloe<3 September 11, 2006

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To reject pop culture by doing something equally as mainstream and trendy. Makes sence hey? Apparently i am too wise to understand it. I am also loved by all women. At least i am in my neurological processes of recognition and interpretation of this life.
***AT THE NITECLUB***

Mike: Ladies, lets take a moment away from talking about how successful I am to contemplate what drugs one would need to abuse in order to blur their judgment enough to dress and act like that emo kid.

Group of ladies: Who is this guy that is leaning at the shooter bar and talking to us.

Girl #1: I don't know but he is talking about your emo boyfriend.

Girl #2: Lets kick his ass! He looks like he could get his ass kicked by a girl.

Girl #3: Why has he been trolling the shooter bar all night?

Girl #4: I don't know, he does that most nights, and he is usually here alone.
by M Dogg August 16, 2006

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tight shirt, studded belt, dickies, long messy hair, really doesnt cry about everything just is an emokid.they really dont care about their ex girlfriends like people may think, they may not care about anything at all, listen to good music and are mostly straight edge. they are also spacy and dont acknowledge their surroundings.
non emo kid: do u like girls?
emo kid: i think so
non emo kid: do u like men?
emo kid: i dont think so
non emo kid: you like animals
emo kid: dike
non emo kid: no u really do
emo kid: dike
non emo kid: no ur a dike
emo kid: oh nice comeback
non emo kid: yeah dike
by marcy August 05, 2004

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An angsty teenager who feels that there is so much emotional pain that the only way to let it out is to take a razor or butterknife to their wrist, in hopes that people who don't know them are to notice and possibly feel a bit of sympathy. Emo kids are often characterized by black eye-liner or scars on wrists and arms.
More so, they feel that they have a creative side, and attempt to write deep, thoughtful lyrics about scenarios that have absolutely nothing to do with their real life sitiutation. Most often; these lyrics are strongly inspired by other hollow, apathetic nobodies trying to fit into the same "scene" as themselves.
In personal oppinion, if somebody is emotional, they have no need to try to act or dress a certain why to show that they are.
Emo Max and roughly ninetyseven percent of the kids on myspace could be labelled as an Emo Kid.

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I myself am a emo kid and this is what I think...
All the people that diss them should take a look at their own lifes and are just jealous because we can spell.
I myself do not cut or whine or listen to morbidly depressing music i listen to emotional music.
I dont shop at hot topic, much.., but thats better than all you anti-emos shopping at nike and soccerworld.
I think emos are emos because they are not afraid to express themselves and there emotions and y'all going to have to live with it.
emo=dude,
you=not dude...work it out
emo kids- hey how kick ass are those decay trainers,
chav- i prefer diadora
by panic! at the disco rox my sox April 12, 2006

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An emo kid is someone who, because of his or her poor self-image, feels the need to segregate himself from the bulk of the society. By presenting a ridiculously exaggerated appearance of individuality, the emo kid bolsters his ego-centricity, thereby masking a sense of alienation behind the mirage-like appearance of self-solidarity.

Emo kids, who are sometimes referred to as "whining children", derive their sense of identity against that which is outside the narrow "emo" canon of thinking. They are often viewed as pests by those with a sense of self-confidence.

Identifying characteristics include badly written poetry, the perception of talent where no such talent exists, be it in self or admired "artists", a style of dress that reflects the ill-sophistication of a parrot's hierarchy, and a general lack of awareness as to how the world really works and how things actually are. Generally speaking, emo kids understand the world by comparing it to a childishly unrealistic system of ideals.
Emo kid (unisex): "Once I took 8 Tylenol and slit my wrists sideways. My parents took me to the hospital in their BMW* and the doctors sent me to a psychiatrist, but I don't take the pills he gave me because I hate the pharmaceutical industry, it's so corrupt and evil. Lets go down to Cafe Bean and write haiku on our laptops."

* The VW Jetta is also quite common in this scenario.
by Ped March 29, 2006

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Someone who is better off than 99.9% of the world's population, yet is still conviced that his life sucks.
emo kid: Life sucks. There is nothing but pain. Etc...

Kid with real problems: I know. My Dad just lost his job, and now we have two weeks before we get deported back to (insert name of third world dictatorship here). I was really hoping we'd never have to go back there, since crime and warlords pretty much run the place and my whole family has bullet and knife wounds from all the times we were robbed when we lived there, not to mention the fact that there was almost never any food. Plus now when we get back we won't have any money or a house...

emo kid: leave me alone, I'm busy cutting myself
by d3d March 15, 2006

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