Their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes.
When they get depressed they cut their wrists in every direction.
They steal their sister's eyeliner and usually their mascara.
They say things like, "My life is like a black abyss, you know? It's so dark. And it's suffocating me, getting a hold of me and tightening it's grip. Tighter then my sisters pants, which look great on me by the way."
Hearing songs about getting dumped give them an erection.
They cry during classes.
They listen to Taking Back Sunday while crying and slicing their arm.
They feel real deep, when they dress like a drag. They call it freedom of expression, most just call them a fag.
CAUSE EMO, IS ONE STEP, BELOW TRANSVESTITE.
"I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing"
"I don't jump around when I go to shows; I must be emo. I like to whine and hit my parentals; I must be emo. Me and my friends all look like clones; I must be emo
"wanna get fucked in the ass?"
"sure. and after we get fucked in the ass we can go get a smoothie"
"you know us emos are in fact a group of people that love to get FUCKED IN THE ASS"