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eating.me.out.
Why won't you stop emo me?
by asdfjkl;. brittany. January 16, 2009

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Unlike what most people think, emo has multiple definitions.
1. Emo is a type of goth, like Victorian/Romantic, Classic, and Rivet Heads. They're just goths with a different view point and taste in fashion.
2. Emo can be a putdown to goths.
3. They can be regualr people that want to be goths. Goth-posers, if you will. These are the ones people normally talk about when they're insulting emos in general.
1. Hmm, I'm depressed and goth, and I like my bangs cut slanted. YAY EMO.
2. *to goth* "You emo pussy!"
3. Preppy rich kid: "I wanna look moody and sensitive."
2nd rich kid: "Yeah, chicks dig sensitive."
by EtherealGothica July 15, 2008

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A bunch of 15 year olds who whine about everything and listen to shitty music. Not to be confused with goths
Example 1
Emo Kid: My life sucks, i have SOOO much sadness with my ipod and shop at hot topic boo hoo.
Example 2
Emo Kid:Life Sucks..I should kill myself
Adult: Yes life is so hard...yes your girlfriend dumped you...nevermind the fact us adults have mortgages and buy you i-pods for you little shits.
by teh anti-emo July 10, 2008

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Emo is a fashion and music style that originated in the 1980's. Emo music consists of screaming, and ncredibly poetic lyrics. It is short for Emotional Hardcore, as it began as a form of punk rock. Emo bands include (but are not exclusive too): My Chemical Romance, Aiden, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Fall Out Boy, Jimmy Eat World, Panic! At The Disco, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Hawthorne Heights, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Escape The Fate, Die Mannequin, AFI, The Academy Is.., Cute Is What We Aim For, Dashboard Confessional, From First To Lst, Funeral For A Friend, Rites Of Spring, Silverstien, Thrice, Thursday, Coheed And Cambria, and Underoath. Some emo, such as PATD, has been known to have a dance/techno aspect to it.

Emo fashion is far more easier to define. When it comes to hair, black is usually the staple, although any colour is acceptable (my natural hair colour is actually barbie doll blonde). Hair normally covers half the face, and is straight. Spikes in the back is also emo. Clothes are mostly black, with the odd flouresant colour (such as pink) mixed in. Emo's wear ties, and scarves in just about any colour. An emo shirt is most likely a tight fitting black t with an emo band name on it, or anything from Nightmare Before Christmas or Emily The Strange.

Pants are ALWAYS tight-fitting skinny jeans. No exception. A girl can wear a black skirt overtop, or tight-black leggings (black with skulls is better) and the skirt. Denim in this situation is also acceptable.

Shoes can be converse, or vans. Writing on them (and your jeans) adds a nice touch.

Gloves are a staple of emo, if you can get them fingerless, even better.

Emo can also take on a gothic-hybrid style. Dress shirts and lace can be your best friend. ^^

Make sure you wear thick black eyeliner, black, purple, or grey eyeshadow, and black nailpolsh. Even if your a guy. Trust me, it's hot.

Also, I will say this once, and once only. Emo does NOT mean gay, depressed, or cutting. Emo kids are just being themselves.
Poser Emo: Dude, do you see these cuts? I'm so hardcore!
Real Emo: No, you're not. Get a life, poser.
by Kelsey the emo kid April 13, 2008

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THE biggest discrace to humanity.
Emos are self pittying rejects that do not have anythning better to do with their time than blow it on crying in a darkened corner and cutting themselves with either razorblades or broken glass.
It is also an embarassment to the music empire.
Emo bands often create weak guitar rifts and sing of their "tortured souls" and "broken lives". They also have horrible stage presence and deserve to be whipped and have their bones broken one by one so that then they REALLY WILL have something to bitch and moan about.
Emos are also a waste of precious oxygen
Dude, the other day some kid made me listen to this awful emo band, my ears almost bled at the sound of their self pitty!
by roxxox March 29, 2008

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Wondering what an emo is? simply picture this... a teenager aged from 12 to 17 (usually look about 7-9) who have either black, red, purple or other weird colour of hair, usually in a slanted 45 degree angle across the face who actually enjoy reading depressing poetry, hating life, wearing black and stripy clothes(kind of copying moshers), standing completely still at gigs and forming bands with no sense of rhythm or originality. Also, women emo's sometimes aspire to look like a man as to seriously embarrass anyone meeting them who can't figure out what sex they are... they tend to only hang around with other emos or try to hang around with moshers and hate anybody who does not see the world through their selfish, ungrateful pussy eyes.

P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty conformists.
emo boy: hey there monkey fish

emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend

emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?

emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.

emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos

emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius

emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon

(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)
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A group of socially retarded teenagers that cut themselves, wear black clothing, cry in dark corners, think they are individuals but they are all the same, go and beat 8 year olds for pleasure. And all cause their parents are rich and love them too much.
April: I want to be emo.

David: Well your just a fucking stupid whore, I mean what the fuck is wrong with you are you fucking retarded. Even Muslims and Jew get more respect than a fucking emo.

James: Damn Right

April: I feel like dying

Dave: That just proves my fucking point even futher, what the fuck is stopping you just one less in the world, but i suppose you'll all die out soon with your failed pretend suicide attempts, beacuse that all you ever do just pretend.
by i_love_emos February 26, 2008

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