Wear only skinny jeans or old, crappy, tight, cut-up jeans. Wear tight shirts that you can barely get over your head. If after getting dressed you can't breathe and look like a hobo, you've done it right. No shoes but low-top Converse or slip-on Vans are acceptable. Anything out of Hot Topic will do.
Dye your hair with the cheapest, least-convincing black dye you can find. Nothing over 99 cents. Fix it so that you look like you just rolled out of bed then walked through a hurricane and lost a fight with a lawn mower.
Peirce everything you can reach, and put in the largest, ugliest rings you can find.
Dark, thick makeup is key in the emo world. Never leave the house without putting on globs and globs of badly-put-on black eyeliner. Extreme amounts of bright pink eyeshadow is optional.
Now that we've covered the emo look, it's time to teach you to act the part of an emo, so the others won't think of you as a poser.
Flip your hair vigorously every ten seconds. If your neck is broken at the end of the day, good job.
Whine about your pathetic life every chance you get, (twice as much if your parents are divorced) but never reveal that you live in saburbia. If asked where you reside, say something emo like, "The depths of living hell", "The home of sorrow", or some other pussy shit like that.
Always have your MySpace mood set to "apathetic," and make sure to have about 986730865734567349576 pictures of yourself with extremely emo captions that have plenty of X's. It is necessary to be a MySpace whore, and to beg for picture comments in a bulletin every ten minutes.
Only listen to emo bands such as Dashboard Confessional, My Chemical Romance, ect. If there is an extremely popular emo band at your school, say that you like them even if you don't.
Make it widely known that you cut yourself every night with a razorblade while listening to emo music. If ever asked why, say something stupid like, "I cut myself to stay ALIVE! You would NEVER understand!" Then run away crying, even if you are not upset.
Finally, always deny that you are emo. Claim to be scene, goth, or a "non-conformist." But always keep in mind that you are, and always will be, a pussy little emo fag.
Normal kid: Fuck you, emo.
Emo kid: Oh em gee! I'm not emo! I'm SCENE!
Normal kid: What's the difference?
Emo kid: You don't UNDERSTAND! Why does nobody get me!?!?! *Runs away crying and cutting himself, preparing to post this event on his blog.*
If eating toast is emo, then eating French Toast is tres emo
It's so emo to eat toast.
My friends made this on Valentines day.
a bunch of emos. jk, cool kids
version 2, new and improved
haha I just made this yesterday
that's my "emo" brother...he thinks he's "kool" now because he's "emo"..riight
yup_yup! EMO :(
Don't try and run away from your life, coz then its not worth living
Jayne the Stomo
Me.. DO NOT make fun of me because I look...really bleh here. It's not my fault. I wasn't ready!
you're not emo if you call yourself emo
emo moment in pizza hut
Chris's Emo Picture
If only that ahir was a liiil longer, over one eye perhaps
THE emo! Such a loser! No geeky glasses though...
-tear- You just don't understand me...
this is me!
Do i appear to be Emo?
I look really emo
here the pretty boy is again<33333
I am not emo. Nor do I really like emo kids much, they complain all of the time that no one understands them... Well, every other damn emo kid in this world does... so go complain to each other. oh yeah, about the picture, i just thought it looked kind of emo... ---TWEAK ^_^
me and melissa
So emo he makes his mother cry...
EMO FAG !!
state of this emo
YOU HAVIN A LAUGH ? EMO !!!!! FAG !!!!!!!!
Oops!! </3 , emoo?
Emo Sadness : (
Cheer up Emo Kid
Poor guy;; /so/ f-kin' emo!
usually has emo hair, short in the back and bangs over the eye
You cute when you scream <3
Some times its easier to be sad than trying not to be
You can't be emo without a tear-streaked journal...
The horror boo hoo
im me on aim and i send normal pic. whiskeygurl5253
fall in love with me_im emo
I cant find my glasses
its just me
Little Emo Kid (15 years old, lets cry about it)
Emo? No thank you
Ive got nothing to say x.x
The emoish "Mirror" photo.
emo is for hardcore lovers
heh my eyes .xo
Logan is so emoXcore.
don't make me cry ......
Im not emo! just misunderstood *sob*
It's Emo Cow
Wahoo.. another sad little emo girl. Xanga s/n: Vintage_xx_Queen
this is more of the happy emo.
"Four letter word"
COURTNEY IS THE SEX!
EMO is your daddy, and nobody else!!
Emo Eye ~ See those tears welling baby?
me being eeeemoooo.
ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER HOT EMO CHICK
A lot of Emo kids
HOT EMO CHICK
SO0 H0tt ♥
kill yourself and make the world a better place emo bitch. go cry.
Being emo AND walking into a door in one day, some people just have no luck.
I Love Thursday
hott emo guys are rad.
black hair..green eyes
So sad, too bad
The Used is her life
Emo With another flower
Dont overdose on emo...
*sniff* no body understands my pain *sniff*
in my emo phase....not looking at the cam..trying to be artsy
artwork by an emo
emo kid lolll
*sniffle* =( im so lame lol
awe i didbnt do thisss
xXx XCOREX XEMOX XGRINDX XCOREX xXx
awsome emo Tifeni
Poor lil' Emo dog )=
a very hungry mad depressed emo that was going to a concert to play in and it got canceled
I'm no Emo I'm Rocker
This cow is so emo. He's a total attention whore too.
Hot Emo Girl
stupid emo whore
Help me, I can't seem to find my glasses.
Having bangs doesn't make u "emo" u Posers.
This is an emo kid. A hot one too. Notice the black and white with coloured hair.
*insert "emo" lyrics* sad again
so emo right now...
i had to stop crying to take this picture
i'm going to go cry now... xx
This is me. I like to slit my wrist and spell badly. Im cool. I [heart] the thrift store
Pandas! on a side note emo is more than just not smiling it's all emotions, rites of spring just tried to emphasize emotions in music rather than political agendas in the punk and hardcore scene where if you weren't on the same page you didn't belong emo brings different people together just writing sincere more poetic music with diversity in among the music and how it's played. emo is often very misunderstood where it's one of the best things that's happened for music.
my emo looking friend thats not acturly emo CRAZY
Cry me a fucking river...
don't hate me... i'm indie i swear... *me when I was 13... gaah*
This is me thinking -- I think.
Vi from *the Incredibles*....e.m.o
just me..a sad day..rainbow of love*
hardore kid biotch
best interest..my gift of b-day
this image is sooo freaking EMO
I drew this in french
oh, so sad.
you have no idea
a hawaiian emo girl
the band just broke up
MY GIRLFRIEND HALEIGH
a hot emo guy
made especially for the everyday emo
because it does
REAL emo pictures have eyeliner and a high angle shot. most of these here are posers.
couldn't get any more emo than this..
Don't hate me cuz I'm emo... but even if you did hate me, I wouldn't care. I'd just write an accoustic song about it.
A new movie from Pixar And Disney.
My paper heart will bleed
purple as well as emo.
im not emo really.
just one of those days.
note: thick rimmed black square glasses, hoodie, peace and love poster, sad expression on face. perfect description of an emo kid.
I still taste you, thus, reserve my right to hate you
i say its not a word, but it should be
THAT iS EMO
no beauty in bleedin mascara
Lil Ol' Emo
id rather die than see your smile
And I can't make it on my own. Because my heart is in Ohio.
me with my emo glasses. me in happier times. *sniffles*
my hot emo girlfriend
because you kill me. you know you do. you kill me well. you like it too. and i can tell.
Psh..I'm so emo that I don't even have to look at the camera...
sad emo kids
as much of a smile as you'll ever see
oh it hurts so much to cryyyyyy
cheer up emo girl
Look what emo's did to poor pikachu!
every day i die a little more
I need a tissue
Don't hate me because I'm emo.
Im so emo wiht my pink eyemakeup...
Yeah, emo kids basically whine just for the sake of whining.
Generic emo photoshopped tear fest.
hot emo guy
Emo kid doesn't want to talk about it.
emo kids (by Rob Dobi)
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues
I just thought I'd clear that up after all of these "definitions" in which I have encountered an unbelievable amount of people who try to pass off their blatantly false pretenses as fact, and are slowly infecting others with their high-horse, holier-than-thou bullshit. Because honestly, with your ridiculous definitions, Beethoven, George Gershwin, and Britney Spears are/was "emo bands."
Now, onto the real definition.
In the early 90s there was a movement in the hardcore genre that came to be known as "Emotive Hardcore," spearheaded by Rites Of Spring. Harder-core-than-thou kids, who swore by Dischord Records a la Minor Threat, actually coined the term "Emo" as something of a put-down for the kids who really liked Rites Of Spring, Indian Summer and this new wave of "Emotive" Hardcore bands. That's right, "Emo" was once not something kids called themselves. The field exploded outwards from there - Level-Plane Records has always been the most famous Emo label. Acts like Yaphet Kotto, I Hate Myself, Saetia, Hot Cross, A Day In Black And White, Funeral Diner, I Would Set Myself On Fire For You, You And I, and hosts of others came in the next decade. Most emo bands have since broken up, but there's still the occasional hold-out (again, the majority of Level-Plane Records' roster has been a procession of emo acts). Like most DIY hardcore/punk of the time, a majority found its way onto vinyl and not much else. Some people consider bands like Fugazi, and later Sunny Day Real Estate, a progression of emo, but personally, I don't quite follow that philosophy.
Often, more recently, this gets intertwined with post-hardcore, and understandably so - that's nothing to make an issue of, since well shit, at least it's close.
Since the late 90s, though, bands have been emerging in the vein of Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, and the thousands of their clones. As far as I can tell, some lazy journalist somewhere, writing an article about them, decided "Well, fuck, no one knows what emo is anyways, so I'll call these bands "emo" - sounds more appealing than bubblegum pop rock..." and the spiral continued downwards into the current amalgomation of bands MTV has told everyone is "emo."
Somehow, people decided that "emo" meant "emotional," which is obviously bullshit, as 99% of bands make music to illicit emotion, which would make "emotional" a completely all-encompassing genre from classical to opera to pop to rap.
Hope that helps.
Rites of Spring is emo.