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Emo
-Emos reach the peak of their agony, the resulting tears throw the world into flooding for 40 days and 40 nights.

Iron Age:
-Roman businessmen went bankrupt when people preferred seeing emos beat up rather than watching gladiatorial fights.

Middle Ages:
-The Mongols flipped out and started killin everybody because their tribute of concubines from china turned out to be a bunch of emos (guys and girls, the senders couldnt tell the difference) who broke every time a mongol tried to hump one.

-buddhists went celebate after deciding that relationships with emos were too much of a pain in the ass since they kept whining about how they "wont call the next day", how they didnt say "i will love you forever" back and how the buddhists didnt show much interest when they tried to make them read the dark poetry the emos "poured out my emotions for you" into.

-Aztecs decide to use emos exclusively for their sacrifices since they were more fun to watch, the gods, also enjoying the spectacle, reward their subjects with unparalleled riches.

Renaissance:
-Emos illigitimately infiltrated the samurai bloodline, and thus spread the habits of not being able to fight for shit, being afraid of christians, and killing themselves when the going gets tough, they popularize the term "harakiri" for the aformentioned activity coz it sounds more poetic than "seppuku". the resulting pussiness renders the country so weak it is conquered by foreigners and decimates the samurai bloodline (the contrary could be the reason for ninja superiority and kick-ass ways of life...lesson: never mix with emos, its true they're easy but come on...is it really worth it).

-Spanish conquistadors render native americans helpless by showing them emos, emos are just too fucking sorry a sight...

Imperial Age:
-The Marquis de Sade discovers the full use of the emo.

Modern Age:
-The united states embarks on the largest and most brutal cleansing operation in history, they launch a massive campaign on europe and japan, especially the latter, in the hope that they will kill all existing emos, the campaign is covered up and an excuse of their actions is sold as "World War II", the campaign failed miserably as americans had not realised that the largest emo concentration lied in their own lands.

21st century:
-With accusations that emos could be close species to humans, emo hunting goes down and they begin to thrive.

Future speculation:
-Due to increasing emo populations, and increase in being annoying fucks, people grow more impatient to their existance (except emo sympathizers, pussies who claim that emos are blessed with being in touch with the emotions of the universe, a.k.a. my ass) people speculate that a new world order will rise to rid humanity from their revolting existance...and all their pussy bullshit.
Do you really need an example of what an emo is ?
by Mushroom Hugger July 02, 2007
 
1114.
In the same vein as a murder of crows or a gaggle of geese, a grouping of emos is referred to as a pussy.
"Why is there always that pussy of emos sitting in the same place in the mall?"
"Yeah, way to be different by being exactly the same."
by Apostat3 December 19, 2006
 
1115.
emo
emo means emotional, durr
i am so emo, becase i like cut my writs.
by Emo Fagg March 10, 2006
 
1116.
a group of whiny kids who listen to emo,thinks their lives suck, are too much of pussys to do anything abouut it. sadly im one of them
i was pretty sure those emos were gonna whip their dicks out and wack off to the hawthorne heights video
by emoxmikex October 30, 2005
 
1117.
Emo
THIS IS A DEFINTION ON WHERE YOU CAN FIND EMOS.
Emos are like annoying little insects that you swat and they come back again, only much worse.
You see emo gay guys making out on SIMS.
You see 3/4 of the Youtube video population containing retarded slide shows on gay emo dudes, again kissing eachother or proposing to eachother.
You go to every single local show and there will be a pit containing emo girls who apparently think that they are on So You Think You Can Dance.
You go to every single dark depressing corner of the mall and you see emo children eating happy meals and snow cones.
You go to Kmart and Walmart and you see ten year old emo kiddies buying sour straps with their mommies whilst having THREE holes in each ear pierced. At that age already.
You go to the delivery sections of supermarkets and bus stops and see emo guys slouching together pretending they are depressed with this world, when really they are craning their necks trying to see if you are looking how in touch with their feelings they are whilst blowing half of their hair off their face without much success.
And, finally, you will see them the most falling on their fat arses in skating rinks.
Or, you could just go to local parks and watch two emo guys giggle together then pull a serious face once someone walks by to maintain their reputation. It's very entertaining.
This is a real example of a so called "tough" emo kid on my street.

*I'm walking to the Food Court in a mall and spot an emo dude I know*
Me: HIYA
Him: *sitting looking supposedly sensitive yet passive in his black wigga hoodie* Hi.
*he quickly puts something behind his back*
Me:Yo what's that behind ur back
Him:NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL
Me: K bye *starts to walk off*
*I quickly look back and see that he is holding a Happy Meal in one hand and the Happy Meal toy in the other*

I will not even mention his AGE as it will probably embarrass him.
by IHateHabbo January 24, 2008
 
1118.
Emo
a "lifestyle" that really makes one ask, what are these people thinking? They think life is so bad because they've never had real problems to deal with, so they exploit every minor "tragedy" in their lives and make it seem like the earth is about to float into the sun.
emo kid: nobody understands my pain, what i feel is so much worse than anything anybody has ever gone through. ever.
by tony mcfroy June 19, 2006
 
1119.
(n): group of beings doomed to death by the being known as fire monkey. They're identified by tight pants, eye liner, bisexual tendencies, and attention seeking scars on their wrists.
Man I always have to tell the emos to buy bigger pants and to stop making out with my boyfriend. Remember emos, it's down the street not across the road.
by Heat_Her November 11, 2005
 
1120.
emo
bunch of fucking faggotass kids who think their lives are horrible, cutting (and sometimes killing) themselves in the process. very self-centered- they need to take a better look at their lives and surroundings, especially
in a country like America.
hey emo fag, go live in a place like liberia or romania and then tell me how bad your life is.
by keelerman July 29, 2008