1. Accuse someone who is not present.
2. Say very loudly " Emos are SO weird".
3. Take the hit and say admit what you've done *
The accusation process of an Emo witch hunt is similar to that of the Salem Witch trials. Lets just say the motto is " When under pressure, blame the person to your right.
*This method is very dangerous to your social standing. You could be known as the "Emo Kid" for a while. However if this doesn't bother you, feel free to use this method, if you are scared do not use it.
Amanda: I'm not emo! You're the one who wears those chucks with Dashboard Confessional lyrics written on them.
Jen: *gasps* Well John cried at the end of Donnie Darko!
John: Once at the library, Frank was checking out the Hawthorne Heights Cd.
*Everyone looks at Frank*
Frank: Oh yeah? Mandy hangs out with Emo Emily!
*Everyone turns to Mandy*
Mandy: Bob wrote wrote poetry for a week straight after Samantha dumped him!
Samantha: you did?!
Bob: At least none of us are like Randy! Look at his glasses!
John: Randy is so lame!
Samantha: Bob, I hope you know that our breaking up was for the best.
Ending # 2
Bob: *loudly* Emos are SO weird.
*everyone shuts up*
Jen: That is so true.
Samantha: So you didnt write poems?
Bob: No! What kind of loser does that?
Ending # 3
Bob:...Ok, so I did write poems. I guess that makes me "emo".
*Everyone teases Bob for a few moments*
Samantha- *turns to Bob* So...you wrote poems? Maybe you have changed, I would love to see them.
Bob- Is Friday night ok?
Samantha- It's a date.
* While this is going on, the kid who likes Rites of Spring laughs to himself and whispers "Gotta love the Emo Witch Hunts!"