An offensive online video of satirist Dan Wall making fun of stereotypes about emo kids. The refrain goes something like "Cry cry cry. cut cut cut. sad sad sad."
The video features him pulling out knives out of nowhere to hold to his wrists, and some very crappy poetry.
"Emo boy. Emo boy. Sad sad sad."
boys who listen to pretensious 'youve probably never heard of them' bands, dress with more care and style than most girls, read in depth books, while sipping on low fat lattes before they take their vespa home. their hair, a specail point of interest is usually styled to look unkempt, jet black, wooshed over to the side. they are generally tall and thin. they appreciate the arts. they KNOW just how much cooler than the rest of us they are
i know lots and lots of emo boys.. they took over my favorite cafe.
Dresses better than most girls, uses more makeup than most girls, cries more than most girls, basically, a girl but on a much bigger scale.
emo boy: i'm sad
dude: get a fucking life and a job while ur at it, u toolbag
emo boy: *starts to cry*
emo boys are guys the choose to not follow the ideas of the maintstream society. emo boys dress in tight pants and shirts. they also wear eyeliner and have shaggy hair that hangs in there face. although some people have the misconception that emo boys only makeout with each other, cry and cut their wrist this is very wrong!!! emo boys are guys who are in touch with their emotions!! because society has thaught us that guys should not cry and always be strong is why alot of people shun the emo lifestyle. emo boys are very special they are the sweetest type of guy you could ever meet! they express there self through art and music and speak very lyrical.
emo boys listen to silverstein, bright eyes, hellogoodbye, the used, my chemical romance, hawthorne heights, and sugarcult.
A male person, typically between the ages of 20 to 35, whose lugubrial nature is firmly entrenched within a policy of excessively up-to-date fashions and self-apologetic philosophies. While it may seem that the emo boy is a sensitive and sincere archetype, most instances are typically narcissistically and oedipally motivated approval-seekers by nature who achieve catharsis with the perpetual maintenence and acknowledgement of a perfectly inoffensive facade as subconsciously and consciously constructed by the emo boy himself. The emo boy is a child of the women's rights movement through the mid-to-late twentieth century and the wrongfully antagonistic public perceptions associated with modern feminism; emo boys gather much of their inspiration from the more nihilistic aspects of 1980's rock/punk bands, typically due to it's prolifically morose tones and androgynous fashions. In other words, the emo boy is a xy chromosome-based apology for the sinful excesses of a patriarchal society, achieved chiefly through the adoption of more stereotypically feminine traits while outwardly denying identification with the more stereotypically bad male attributes and behaviours. Non-muscular, distant, quietly vain, sensitive, nice, cultured, apologetic, and intimately dark; the emo boy chooses to correlate as closely as possible to the label of 'deep' through careful censorship and grooming, rather than by way of erudition and direct illumination (which could be viewed as adversarial o...more...
emo boys are guys that have the emo swoosh and are VERY HOTT!
Pat tremblett (hoas/crown under fire)
Emo boys are first off- unbelivably hot.
but really they are just boys who are really in touch with their emotions. steriotypically they do not fit in because they cry, but that is just compleatly sweet and adorable.
emo boys (or girls) should not be judged without first having personally gotten to know at least three emo people, if nobody judged them without getting to know them first, they would probably be the most loved people around.
Me: so 'emo boy' how are you?
Emo Boys: im doing ok doll, how are you?
me: im good, my god your such a sweety i love you!
Emo Boy:i love you too sweet girl
WHO COULD NOT LOVE THEM?!
also their clothes are very nice
Emo boys are cool, i personally am one :) i DO have long black hair dat i swoosh across my face and i do wear tight jeans and band t shirts but i am definitly NOT a faggot anyone hu thinks otherwise (usually other guys) is clearly wrong :) me and my friends are all emo and i dont think any of us cut our wrists but i do write poetry wen i feel down and i often get called "sweet" and "nice" and i tend to look at relationships more for love dan just sex like a lot of uther guys do :)
AWESOME Emo boys are cool