Emmy (verb)- the act of committing a grave, unthinkable, otherwise avoidable sexual mistake with a whale of a woman due to total inebriation. A tragic event often ending with a morning wake up next to a 300+ pound silverback who's only feminine trait is her overwhelmingly potent vaginal fumes.
Clint: Dude do you really wanna do this?
Dan: I do what i does, cause its what i do homie..
Clint: umm ok man.. dont say i didnt warn you..

the next morning:
Dan: God damn it bro, why didnt you stop me from that Emmy?
Clint: ha
Dan: She wanted seconds in the morning, so i called my dad to come pick me up
by Mr.Ayestwood March 30, 2010
The act of making out with a chick and splooging your pants.
Preston: Splat
Emmy: Whats wrong
Preston: I emmied my pants
by John Stogie January 15, 2008
The act of leaving a restaurant (Indian, Thai, etc) to vomit in the car that drove you. Ususally, the car belongs to someone else, normally someone who's just a real nice guy who doesn't deserve puke in his back seat.
Oh man, that girl just "Emmied" in my back seat

I feel sick like I'm going to "Emmy"

This Indian food tastes like "Emmy"
by Some Indian Guy March 08, 2008
emmy (em-me)n./v.: 1. blasphemous slimy creature that slithers where there are lemons present; sometimes referred to as 'oh sh!t here it comes'.
2. the act of doing 'innapropriate and objectionable actions' on a church altar.
1. (noun): I ran for my life screaming as the emmy scuttled towards me.
2. (verb) To the extreme shock and terror of the church congregation, the nun and the priest started to emmy to the left of the collection plate.
by mortimer October 23, 2004
To Emmy: To date the most idiotic, scumbag, deadbeat dropout while at college. The Total Emmy: All of the above, plus having said idiotic, scumbag, deadbeat, dropout live in your dorm room.
"Dude, that chick is totally pulling an Emmy."
by The H Bomb January 10, 2006
To Emmy: To date the most idiotic, scumbag, deadbeat dropout while at college. The Total Emmy: All of the above, plus having said idiotic, scumbag, deadbeat, dropout live in your dorm room.
"Whoa dude, that chick is totally pulling an Emmy"
by Markus J. January 09, 2006
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