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Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson ( born 15 April 1990,Paris ) is the British actress who plays Hermione in the Harry Potter movies.She is usually mocked by gay Harry Potter fans.
Random Person:"Emma Watson is SO pretty!"

Gay Harry Potter fan:"She cannot act!.. and look at those eyebrows!!! ewww...."
by Sagat January 03, 2009
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A British, "actress" who tried and fails to play the roll of Hermione Granger in the series Harry Potter.
Known for her radical facial expressions, bra-stuffing, fake-N-Bake tanning and wild gestures as well as her wooden acting. Watson herself said that she auditioned for the roll in Harry Potter, "As a joke." and didn't really expect anything of it. Now that the big bucks are being raked in, I'm sure she's all for it now.
Watson pushed entirely too hard at trying to break away from the Hermione look when that look and sound is what she's being paid for. Watson insists that she has a better fashion sense than Hermione when JK Rowling never made any kind of statement on what Hermione would wear besides her school uniform. And besides, has she looked in the mirror lately? If she calls a trash bag with a designer label "fashinable" Emma Watson must be living in a world all her own.
Person: Oh look, it's that chick from the Harry Potter movies.
FanGurrl: OMG I Lurrrve Emma Watson!!!LOL1
Person: Watson? I thought it was Twatson!
by Peaseblossom85 March 25, 2006
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Emma Watson is a 16 year old british brat. The only films she has been in are the Harry Potter series in which she is portraying herself. She claims her hair is "naturally" blonde even though her eyebrows are darker than a black cat.
She likes to make stupid poses and faces during interviews and public appearences. Emma thinks Hermione is supposed to be the star of the Harry Potter series and is jealous of the attention Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint recieve.
She likes to pretend her hair is brown and frizzy like her character in harry potter but she is really portraying herself. Emma likes to bitch at people on set and roll her eyes during long interviews when asked the same questions more than once.
She also is very fond of screwing up Hermione's character in the harry potter movies by wearing massive amounts of pink (including the yule ball dress which should have been blue), stealing characters lines, punching (instead of slapping) draco malfoy, and curling her hair.
Emma also is fond of alcohol, considering the amount of candid photos we have seen with her drinking a corona beer (The drinking age in the U.K. is 18, emma is 16).
Her fans consist of pre-teen girls who love Hilary Duff, wear training bras, tYpE LyKe DisSs!!1!1!!!111!!eleventy!!1one!! and 11 year old boys who secretly steal their mothers victorias secret catalogue. Emma Watson is europe's biggest child celebrity idiot.
Emma Watson: "Yes, she can get on people's nerves (Hermione). I understand that. Everyone is going to have a flaw, but I think she's a great character: she's determined and knows what she wants and she won't rest until she gets it. Especially in this one: she storms out on a teacher and she punches Malfoy, so she's a bit rock 'n' roll in this one. It's a brilliant part for Hermione."
by dumbledore dies March 22, 2006
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A British Actress who was only good at playing Hermione in the first movie but then got really big headed and egotistic about herself and her fashion (which she has none).

Also known as; a girl who is very ungrateful for her once-in-a-life-time privledge to work with amazing actors.*

*You have probably heard this from a lot of different people online but, I actually know Emma. She's nice to her friends, not always nice to her fans, but in general she's a really nice girl (but not particularly bright....we had the same English teacher).
Shanie:"You know which actress I HATE?"
Lizz:"Uh...that Emma Watson girl?"
Shanie:"You guessed it! How did you know?"
Lizz:"Oh...everyone hates her. Well...exept those stupid 12 year olds and horny 17 year old guys."
by Tayam November 14, 2006
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Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson is a british "actress" who ruined the character of Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films. She purposely dyes her hair bleach blonde in attempt to look like the next lindsay lohan. She smirks at every given scene in the movie and while posing for pictures at premiere's or event's. She is not a natural blonde, considering her eye brows are darker than most natural brunette's. Emma has turned the character hermione into a mess of blonde curls, frilly dresses, rainbow belts and pink hoodies. She is an undefined brat who does'nt like to give autographs and scoff's at hosts on TRL while chosing the most ridiculous outfits for appearence's and wearing her hair in the most unlikely fashion.
Emma Watson: "It took me three films to get Hermione in jeans. To get out of the robes with the tights and the itchy jumpers. Whoo-hoo!"
by harryjesuspotter September 21, 2005
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Said she didn't care that Richard Harris died, has horrible fashion sense, bad actress, steals the spotlight from Harry Potter.
Emma Watson sucks and she has bad fashion sense.
by xx_reality_xx September 22, 2005
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She's the actress who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films. She is gorgeous and talented but like most teen stars, people hate her for no reason
person1: Are you going to see the new Harry Potter film?
person2: Yeah, but I hate Emma Watson!! She's so ungrateful and sooo stupid!!!
person1: Have you actually met her?
person2: Well, no...
person1: Then what do you hate her for? Being an actual human being with flaws, just like everybody else?
person2: uhh...
by giselle1123 December 26, 2006
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