Josh: Duuuhhh.....how did you think he got the nick?
he is a luvving father and he makes the best music and if u have a problem wit him ya have to deal wit me
come be in shady's world.
I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl.
"You know you want me baby, you know I want you too.
They call me superman; I'm here to rescue you.
I want to save you girl, come be in shady's world. "
Hi! My name is;what? My name is; who? My name is (scrathing) (Slim Shady!) repeat Hi kids! Do u like violence? Wanna' see me stick nine-inch nails through each one o' my eyelids? Wanna' copy me and do exactly like I did? wanna' Try cid acid and get fucked-up worse then my life is? My brains' dead weight, I'm tryin' to keep my head straight, but I can't figure out, which Spice Gurl I wanna' impregnate! An' Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady u a basehand!", Nuh-uh! "Then whys' your face red? Man u wasted!" Well since age 12 I felt like I was someone else 'cause I hung my original self from the top-bunk with a belt! I Got pissed-off and ripped Pamela Lees' tits off an' smacked 'er so hard, I knocked her clothes backwards like criss-cross! I smoke a fat bound o' grass marijuana,an' fall on my ass, faster then the fat btich who sat down too fast! Comere' slut! "But Shady,wait a minute,That's my girl, dawg!" I don't give a fuck!!god sent me to piss the world off!
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My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high! middle school