Read The Way I Am and you'll find out everything about Eminem except for fairly recent events.Eminem's real name is Marshell Bruse Mathers III he's as known as Slim Shady. He was in a band named D12 and started rapping at the age of 14 but he didnt become a serious rapper untill later. His best friend is Proof who sadly died and his ex-wife's name's Kim; he also has 2 daugthers. Eminem is a god to me and is the best artist ever! His music is so good it shouldn't even be in the category music!
Eminem is a rapper.
by kittycatxoxo July 05, 2010
Great rapper but misunderstood, hes not a wigger, not a wankster, just a rapper. Greatest rapper today, hes up there with 2pac and biggie, and all the other rap legends like immortal technique, nas, rakim, jay-z, and ll cool j (plus all of those respect him, immortal technique sampled and 2 eminem songs, nas said he killed jay-z on his own shit, rakim spoke on him and said it doesnt matter what color he is and said he was nasty (In other words good), jay-z featured him and eminem also produced a song for him called moment of clarity, i dont know about ll cool j though.) If it werent for eminem, 50 cent wouldnt be here, cashis wouldnt be here, stat quo wouldnt be here, and obie trice wouldnt be here. So Eminem is not a wigger, or wankster, if you want a wigger/wankster, see Vanilla Ice or Paul Wall. Most of his haters have only heard one of his songs like We Made You, or 3AM.
*My idiot friend walks in*

My idiot friend: Wats up?

Me: Listenin to eminem.

My idiot friend: Ewww, hes such a wigger.

Me: First off dumbass, he never once said he was a gangster, and what songs have you heard from him?

My idiot friend: We Made You.

Me: Exactly, I knew it, you have only heard that song, thats his worst song, go listen to his older stuff.

My idiot friend: Ewww no hes a wigger.

Me: You are such a dumbass fuck, if you want a wigger go look at vanilla ice, or paul wall.

My idiot friend: Ok I'll go listen to him now that you hurt my feelings...

*My idiot friend listens to eminem's song Like Toy Soldiers.*

My idiot friend: You're right he is good.

Me: What did I tell you?
by Hell yes!!!!! July 23, 2009
the shit bag who doesnt know how to rap with his gay high pitched voice with shitty beats and "raps" about gay shit like how he rapes people and how he jacks off to gay porn every night.
1)DAMN! you rap like Eminem! go kill yourself you shit bag!

2)Nice shoes Eminem... Where'd you get them Walmart?

3)Eminem you suck fat cock!
by Eminemlover1001 June 04, 2009
A sellout white rapper.

Like most sell-outs he has a gimmick. Slim Shady. He pulls the blinds over his fans by claiming that he goes against the grain of corporate media. In fact, he does the exact opposite. He was on TRL. He was on EM Tv. He has mountains of cash. Yet, he still goes on album, after album to tell us how hard he has it. He realized that by telling us, its all a joke, or its from the heart or he doesn't mean what he says... teenagers will immediately accept him. Most, young white suburbanites got their introduction into hip hop through eminem. Most of them claim to be hip hop heads, because they listened to him and like him.

Unfortunately, those who grew up through the golden era can see right through him. You see a long time ago, there was a man named Vanilla Ice. He claimed to be hardcore ond from the street. He also got hooked on drugs. As a result, people found he was fake and told him to f-off.

Like Vanilla Ice, Eminem raps about and says things he would never do. In his entire career he has never fought anyone or murdered anybody. In fact, he has never broken a nail. He has abused his parents enough, but claims to like them. He solves his problems by exploiting others for the fast cash, but would never diss a credible MC. And, contrary to what people believe, he is not psycho or insane. He is very normal and a good business man. He criticizes his label and talks about how miserable he is. Yet, he is shaking hands with everyone that hurt hip hop. I mean all the coporate c*ck suckers of today.

He claims to accept the title of best rapper alive. Yet, all of his albums have not scored higher than 80 on Metacric. A majority of his albums are actually below 70. Essentially, his highest ranking album never even matched the best albums of other rappers.

What does eminem think of all this? Well, judging by his last MV, where he insults micheal jackson and other celebrities. Not much...

Whatever magic eminem had... People question if it was really magic or a giant corporate scheme. He claimed not to be played on MTV and the radio. Yet, the most highly played artists in rotation... I guess the joke is on us...

Eminem has sold out. But, he is great, because he is one of the most successful sellouts in hip hop history. As someone who grew up in the golden era, I would be safe to say that this guy would have been torn to shreds in the past.
My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom.

I know I should let bygones be bygones,

but she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on.
- Eminem... a millionaire... at age 36 on relapse
by The Real Ghostface Killah June 01, 2009
Typical Emenim:
"I hate life!!
That's why I rapped about your wife!!
That's why I can rap about hate!
And complain about my screwed up fate!!
F**k you all, who listen to me, because I'm drunk and I've got to, like, totally pee.
I can rap so damn good!
And my fakeass attitude makes me sound like I should!
If I wanna be accepted by blacks from da hood!
Maybe I oughta get with Dre and grovel!
Like an old lady that hobbles!"
Typical dumb crowd:
(Repeating Eminem lyrics, thereby insulting themselves.)
Typical Eminem haters:
(Keeping silent, since EMINEM insults his fans enough, anyway.)
by XDigitalMajiX December 26, 2005
A wannabe gangster that sings a load of bullshit.
I love this eminem, rap rules.

No, rap is talentless shit. (I predict a lot of thumbs downs. You know i'm right though, whether you like it or not.
by metalmotherfucker May 30, 2005
The Sexiest Rapper alive.
Can rap better than any other bitch I have heard except maybe Tupac who was oh so sexy.
He says he speaks to suberban kids he looks like.
He spmetimes feels discriminated against because he is a white guy in a black industry. But I don't give a shit.
His lyrics can be sometimes sexist, and predjudice.
"Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)"

Did you here the real Slim Shady by Eminem?
Yeah he hate fags and lesbos
Or just really love them...?
by FuckTheRest_I_RollWithTheBest February 15, 2010
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