Typical Emenim:
"I hate life!!
That's why I rapped about your wife!!
That's why I can rap about hate!
And complain about my screwed up fate!!
F**k you all, who listen to me, because I'm drunk and I've got to, like, totally pee.
I can rap so damn good!
And my fakeass attitude makes me sound like I should!
If I wanna be accepted by blacks from da hood!
Maybe I oughta get with Dre and grovel!
Like an old lady that hobbles!"
Typical dumb crowd:
(Repeating Eminem lyrics, thereby insulting themselves.)
Typical Eminem haters:
(Keeping silent, since EMINEM insults his fans enough, anyway.)
by XDigitalMajiX December 26, 2005
A wannabe gangster that sings a load of bullshit.
I love this eminem, rap rules.

No, rap is talentless shit. (I predict a lot of thumbs downs. You know i'm right though, whether you like it or not.
by metalmotherfucker May 30, 2005
Biggest mother fucking dip shit in the music industry. This piece of shit can't rap to save his bitch ass. He wishes he could be one thousandth as talented as the greatest Horrorcore group of all time Insane Clown Posse. The only way his ass could have became famous is if he let Dr. Dre, who is not talented either, let him fuck him in the ass.
Damn, Eminem is such a bitch.
by JuggaloWhoopWhoop! March 18, 2011
The Sexiest Rapper alive.
Can rap better than any other bitch I have heard except maybe Tupac who was oh so sexy.
He says he speaks to suberban kids he looks like.
He spmetimes feels discriminated against because he is a white guy in a black industry. But I don't give a shit.
His lyrics can be sometimes sexist, and predjudice.
"Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)"

Did you here the real Slim Shady by Eminem?
Yeah he hate fags and lesbos
Or just really love them...?
by FuckTheRest_I_RollWithTheBest February 15, 2010
The best white rapper ever. Totally down to earth. My inspiration. I feel better after listening to his songs. Proved to the world that whites can rap. Speaks his mind. Never change Marshall!
Oh eminem? Yeah Ive heard of him, the guy who speaks his mind. Talented person.
by BGIRLxXx February 13, 2010
a rapper that wishes he was as tight as Canibus
man u see eminem he got sliced up by Canibus
by Sinzzah May 27, 2005
The best rapper on the face of this earth next to tupac, a multi-plantnium and 3 diamond artist
Fan 1:Hey i just Bought tha eminem cd Encore
Fan 2:how was it dawg
Fan 1: it was HELLA tite go buy it
by Shaymaster May 11, 2005

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