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Eminem is a fuckin wanker honky bitch. Thinks he is "the biggest rapper there ever was". Thinks he's a real rapper cause his music videos and what he says and raps about are controversial.
Karen loves Eminem. She used to love nsync, backstreet boys, westlife and shitty thai pop.
by MeMZB May 13, 2005
A white rapper all the wegros, wiggers, wankstas, and bitch-ass emo's like. A whiney, unstable, bitch made ass wigga.

Ya digg.
Just listen to his skitsophrantic music, dumbass. Happy one minute, emo the next. Can you spell emo-fag?

by LKHMAGPKAMG August 18, 2009
the shit bag who doesnt know how to rap with his gay high pitched voice with shitty beats and "raps" about gay shit like how he rapes people and how he jacks off to gay porn every night.
1)DAMN! you rap like Eminem! go kill yourself you shit bag!

2)Nice shoes Eminem... Where'd you get them Walmart?

3)Eminem you suck fat cock!
by Eminemlover1001 June 04, 2009
A sellout white rapper.

Like most sell-outs he has a gimmick. Slim Shady. He pulls the blinds over his fans by claiming that he goes against the grain of corporate media. In fact, he does the exact opposite. He was on TRL. He was on EM Tv. He has mountains of cash. Yet, he still goes on album, after album to tell us how hard he has it. He realized that by telling us, its all a joke, or its from the heart or he doesn't mean what he says... teenagers will immediately accept him. Most, young white suburbanites got their introduction into hip hop through eminem. Most of them claim to be hip hop heads, because they listened to him and like him.

Unfortunately, those who grew up through the golden era can see right through him. You see a long time ago, there was a man named Vanilla Ice. He claimed to be hardcore ond from the street. He also got hooked on drugs. As a result, people found he was fake and told him to f-off.

Like Vanilla Ice, Eminem raps about and says things he would never do. In his entire career he has never fought anyone or murdered anybody. In fact, he has never broken a nail. He has abused his parents enough, but claims to like them. He solves his problems by exploiting others for the fast cash, but would never diss a credible MC. And, contrary to what people believe, he is not psycho or insane. He is very normal and a good business man. He criticizes his label and talks about how miserable he is. Yet, he is shaking hands with everyone that hurt hip hop. I mean all the coporate c*ck suckers of today.

He claims to accept the title of best rapper alive. Yet, all of his albums have not scored higher than 80 on Metacric. A majority of his albums are actually below 70. Essentially, his highest ranking album never even matched the best albums of other rappers.

What does eminem think of all this? Well, judging by his last MV, where he insults micheal jackson and other celebrities. Not much...

Whatever magic eminem had... People question if it was really magic or a giant corporate scheme. He claimed not to be played on MTV and the radio. Yet, the most highly played artists in rotation... I guess the joke is on us...

Eminem has sold out. But, he is great, because he is one of the most successful sellouts in hip hop history. As someone who grew up in the golden era, I would be safe to say that this guy would have been torn to shreds in the past.
My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom.

I know I should let bygones be bygones,

but she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on.
- Eminem... a millionaire... at age 36 on relapse
by The Real Ghostface Killah June 01, 2009
Ok, I don't care that the dude is white. White guys can be rappers. And I'm not saying he's not talented. But he's a friggin asshole. He sings about drugs and stuff about as much as other rappers, and not only is there a higher degree of homophobia in his songs, he's totally anti-female. He raps about how girls are nothing to him but bitches and sluts, and frequently talks about raping, and, a lot, killing them violently while they plead for mercy. Like half his songs are about how he's gonna kill his stupid whore of a wife cuz she finally got a clue and dumped the idiot. Oh, boo-hoo. He says he loves his daughter but he wants her to watch him kill her mother? Awwww. Sweet. Get a friggin LIFE, you asshole.
Eminem is an asshole.
by EminemSux March 27, 2007
A wannabe gangster that sings a load of bullshit.
I love this eminem, rap rules.

No, rap is talentless shit. (I predict a lot of thumbs downs. You know i'm right though, whether you like it or not.
by metalmotherfucker May 30, 2005
The only white guy who can say nigga without being mugged.
Eminem: Hey whats up nigga?
Guy: Holy shit! Eminem!
White Guy: Hey whats up nigga?
Guy: Motha fuck you.
by the poster of this word August 24, 2009