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Eminem is one of the most successful rappers. While most people hate him because he "thinks he's black" or something like that, when he himself said "I try not to look at it that way. Being white. I don't wake up every day and look in the mirror, 'Oh. I'm white'." He reacts to haters either not at all or drastically. He's a wonderful rapper, a great actor, and a "Doesn't give f*ck" personality. A lot of his fans (including myself) have the same personality. While others still worship and act like Slim Shady, his evil alter ego. He said himself Slim Shady is not a person, but all his evil, nasty, pervy thoughts.

So really, these three words just sum it all up: EMINEM. F*CKING. RULES.
Hater: "Zomg Eminem is such a poser all trying to be black, bwaaaaaaaaaaaah."

Eminem Fan: "....... F*ck off."
by Eminem's Biggest Fan and Wife October 06, 2011
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A sellout white rapper.

Like most sell-outs he has a gimmick. Slim Shady. He pulls the blinds over his fans by claiming that he goes against the grain of corporate media. In fact, he does the exact opposite. He was on TRL. He was on EM Tv. He has mountains of cash. Yet, he still goes on album, after album to tell us how hard he has it. He realized that by telling us, its all a joke, or its from the heart or he doesn't mean what he says... teenagers will immediately accept him. Most, young white suburbanites got their introduction into hip hop through eminem. Most of them claim to be hip hop heads, because they listened to him and like him.

Unfortunately, those who grew up through the golden era can see right through him. You see a long time ago, there was a man named Vanilla Ice. He claimed to be hardcore ond from the street. He also got hooked on drugs. As a result, people found he was fake and told him to f-off.

Like Vanilla Ice, Eminem raps about and says things he would never do. In his entire career he has never fought anyone or murdered anybody. In fact, he has never broken a nail. He has abused his parents enough, but claims to like them. He solves his problems by exploiting others for the fast cash, but would never diss a credible MC. And, contrary to what people believe, he is not psycho or insane. He is very normal and a good business man. He criticizes his label and talks about how miserable he is. Yet, he is shaking hands with everyone that hurt hip hop. I mean all the coporate c*ck suckers of today.

He claims to accept the title of best rapper alive. Yet, all of his albums have not scored higher than 80 on Metacric. A majority of his albums are actually below 70. Essentially, his highest ranking album never even matched the best albums of other rappers.

What does eminem think of all this? Well, judging by his last MV, where he insults micheal jackson and other celebrities. Not much...

Whatever magic eminem had... People question if it was really magic or a giant corporate scheme. He claimed not to be played on MTV and the radio. Yet, the most highly played artists in rotation... I guess the joke is on us...

Eminem has sold out. But, he is great, because he is one of the most successful sellouts in hip hop history. As someone who grew up in the golden era, I would be safe to say that this guy would have been torn to shreds in the past.
My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom.

I know I should let bygones be bygones,

but she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on.
- Eminem... a millionaire... at age 36 on relapse
by The Real Ghostface Killah June 01, 2009
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n. An extremely gay person. Gay meaning dressing up as Britney Spears or asking Moby to perform fellatio on you.
Dude, you are such an eminem!
by XFS May 24, 2005
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Eminem is not the best white rapper, but the best rapper in general.
by lakersfan13 July 25, 2010
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definately irony. a wigger who made a racist song. his black girlfriend left him for a black guy during his younger vanilla ice stage, and he couldnt fight the guy, so being the studio gangster he is, he just made a song about black people. eminem sucks. he gets fucked in the ass by dr. dre, who's a crossdresser see eazy e's 187'um album booklet. dr. dre is also the definition of a studiogangster, the term was made especially for him by the realest label in history, ruthless. consisting of eazy e, gangsta dresta, bg knocc out (who's in prison for a shooting) and the greatest group ever, bone thugs n harmony. eminem was beat up by another white rapper named cage outside of a new york radio station. and it was recorded and put on the news (how embarassing). he was arrested for a publicity stunt where he pulled an unloaded gun on somebody, and his hands were shaking so bad he dropped it. his fuck buddy proof was recently shot for trying to be hard too.
eminem is as much of a clown as dr. dre.

only rich white kids take eminem seriously.

eminem and the rest of aftermath is nothing but studio/mtv/fairytell gangsters.

eminem used to cut his hair like vanilla ice.

if you want real music check out bone thugs n harmony, they're true to what they rap about, and sold over 30 million through talent, and not playing on their race.

"niggas straight kill me, knowin that they prankstaz/ this is goin out to ya studio gangsters"-gangsta dresta
by the sawed off gangsta May 29, 2006
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A phenomonon that combines white trash mentality with black music's sellability
Gee, ICP certainly is an eminem!
by Anonymous January 07, 2003
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the only white man who can say nigger and get away with it.
white person 1:Hey whattup homie? white person 2:notin much wigger listenin to Eminem, you know 50 Cent approves of him saying Nigga?
by Fran22 March 12, 2011
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