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A dumb slutty bitch who is a big contradiction and hypocrite.
"You know, Emily, right?"
Yeah, she's a slutty bitch, is she pregnant yet?
by Just great January 20, 2011
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A bitch. Someone who constantly steals other people's boyfriends. She plays games, talks shit behind your back and lies to you constantly. This kind of girl will never really love or commit to you. She cheats on every boyfriend she ever has, and usually has a full time boyfriend on the side...sometimes even a girlfriend.
"Dude, that Emily totally slept with my boyfriend."

Guy - "She cheated on me."
Friend - "What an Emily move, man."
by gamergrl2008 December 14, 2010
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Grammar nazi, loving and ticklish person. One who is good in bed and very fun to be around. Tall and well breasted.
by ActionTrollStudios March 25, 2014
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Slutty!! Emily's are so fucking annoying too. An Emily is often short and thinks shes the hottest thing in the world. But she's not really. Emilys are two-faced and backstabbers. They say they are hot and sexy and everybody loves them but they never have a boyfriend. An easy hoe but nobody wants this bitch.
Jessica: Omg Lindsay did you see what emily did to me!!

Lindsay: Yeah she was telling Sarah about how u love matt.

Jess: 2faced bitch.

Lindsay: Yeah she thinks shes all Hot like Kristina but she so isnt.

Jess: Wat a fag. look! now shes talking to matt.

Lindsay: Wat a hoe
by DevilsAdvocat1998 July 01, 2011
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Emily's are usually the life of the party. She walks in and the event just gets better. Emily's are very self conscious about their looks or weight but they are beautiful no matter what. Emily's are kind, sweet, generous, smart, and a amazing friend. They also tend to think they have none/no friends but the fact is that they do and won't open up their options to see. Emily's are like a diary always there and can keep your secrets whenever you need them. Emily's make the best girlfriend you will ever have. They aren't to clingy nor to distant. They love you until you prove them wrong. Emily's are u trusting. They trust to many people and get let down sooner or later in the long run. So if you have found yourself a Emily keep her and never let her go
Boy1: "omg did you see that girl!?"
Boy2:"yeah, you can definitely tell she's a Emily
by Savage1012 December 24, 2016
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A rural canadian woman with a soothing girly voice, a warm heart, sparkly eyes, medium-sized breasts and a beautiful ass. An Emily woman is often best remembered by people for her sweetness towards everyone -- even those who don't owe her anything. Its probably not wrong to say that an Emily is so sweet that she even poops vanilla cupcakes and fresh baked cinnamon rolls.
That woman i've been dating is such an Emily, i wanna marry her tomorrow! No today!
by AM1987 August 08, 2016
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she's fucking obsessed with green day and she calls billie joe armstrong daddy and she calls her friends at midnight crying about how much she loves green day
wow emily is green day trash #1
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by pxzzaqueen January 04, 2017
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