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Emily is a beautiful girl, with adorable brown eyes that shine and captivate! With the cutest smile you've ever seen, one that when looked at you smile yourself! She's a girl that loves and is open minded, that will stick by you when you're down. A girl with a huge heart, who just gets treated unfairly and misunderstood. Who saves others by just being beside them, but when she needs saving few are beside her. She's gorgeous beautiful and out, whoever has an Emily will be the luckiest alive in the whole galaxy. Treat her right love her and she'll love you back. She's nice, caring, sweet, never says any wrong about you. Willing to defend you from anyone. She's full of wierdness, randomness and flaws but still perfect! I love the Emily i have! Oce you have one you never want to lose her and if you do, life won't be the same.. She changes you're miserable life and makes it better.
She has a huge heart, she's an Emily!
I'm so lucky i have an Emily.

Feeling like a billionare cause of my Emily
by oreo'smilky March 28, 2013
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An emily is a sexually intruiged character which preys upon creatures which pose small squinty eyes and mobile phones. They have the faint aroma of oxtail soup but a sweet taste of sherbet- a perculiar combination but hey that's em!
Emily's can become very territorial, be aware if you go near her gingerbread man. They can be defined by their distinct weezy laugh and manly voice, particularly when they feel threatened or hyper. Whilst this is a defensive animal it is also and lovely and beautiful one.... just stay out of its way or it will lemon drizzle your ass!
Hey Emily's comin quick open your eyes or she'll jump your bones
by buttmunch:P April 11, 2011
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Usually the awkward child, even considered the ginger out of the group. Speaks in its own special dialect called "em-lay". Also enjoys mourning the loss of trees and small animals. Usual uses peer pressure to obtain a giggle snort. Also own imaginary unicorn with flying bunny companions. Always wearing a peace sign. ALWAYS. And never is associated with footwear. Does not enjoy being "mainstream" with the current group she is associated with. Yet oddly enjoys the musical prowess of Justin Bieber and always wanted to date Micheal Jackson. Usually causes others to enter a state of depression by pointing and in some cases laughing. yet is supposed to be trustworthy. Indecisive and never outspoken. Never tans, just spawns more freckles. Excludes other members of the group.
That girl right there is an Emily
by Mrboxcup July 02, 2011
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slut
dude-did u see emily
girl-ya
dude-she looks like a major slut
girl-and i hear shes pregnant
dude-yeah, its my baby, or maybe one of the other hundred guys she slept with
by empreggnator June 06, 2011
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An unusually small individual, who has a mahoosive ginger rug. Loves the cock, and hates cats.

She is very good to the boys, and ocassionally the girls. Loves bears, very sweaty bears sometimes called Monties.

Has the sexiest family alive. Hunk a Hunk a burnin' Papa. Sexy ass bruvva.
Girl 1: Man, you are so Emily.

Girl 2: Dude, I KNOW!!!
by crazycatlady1 November 13, 2011
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The biggest bitch you will ever meet. She is a fake two timing bitch. She is a crack whore who like to use people and she is easy to get in her pants. She is a backstabbing bitch that no one likes. She's such an Emily.
Girl 1: My best friend just lied to me
Girl 2: She's being an Emily
by Lauren Pickel August 03, 2011
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An amazingly large attention seeking whore bag! Who would do anything that moves! Lies a great deal and you should never trust her! Causes chaos wherever she goes and steals friends, best friends, and boyfriends!
"Oh my god! She just did and Emily"
"I know! If I ever become and Emily you should kill me"
by Stressed out! August 17, 2011
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Emily is the greatest best friend a person can have,she funny sweet and nice.
Oh look its Emily.
by Ivan Yantis February 22, 2010
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