"she just thinks you look better with long hair. girl, you know emily doesnt lie"
Me: Oh yeah i talked with emily for 5 hours last night.
Guy 1: Dude i am so jealous.
Guy2: no thats just emily
Emily: "Whoa!! Check it out dude!! Look what I made!"
Hero: "Uh.. OH! WOW! That's awesome, Em!! How did you do that?!!"
Emily: "I'm not telling!!"
Guy2: Oh, let me introduce you to Emily!