An incredibly muscular man containing staggering genital size and a jaw droppingly deep sexy voice. An Emery is an Alpha male, someone who likes to show off his sheer dominance and powerful masculinity by flexing his muscles.
Christine: (Walks to Gym) Hey Sarah! Abs today?
Sarah: Yeah, 2 sets so far!
Christine: Oh ok I think I'll do Abs too......*gasp*..
Sarah: What?
Christine: Look at that guy over there, he's so sexy and big...and is that an anaconda in his pants?
Sarah: WOW, must be an Emery!
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Emery: Lecturing on a subject which you have no idea about
That lecturer was doing an emery
by itslearning November 18, 2011

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emery are a screamo/emo outfit from seattle with some really great songs, such as To Whom It May Concern. they're signed to tooth and nail records. worth checking out. album "The Weaks End" is pretty good.
IRRELEVANT EXAMPLES:
girl: i went to the emery concert last night. cabbage was eaten and burnt.
boy: emery fucking rule man
girl: i like cabbage.
boy: i got tickets to emery's gig at the bowery ballroom in 2034
girl: cool. give me cabbage.
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Is the worst person you can ever think of,

he can not keep a secret

hes a dick face and hes someone that has no friends.

he will be your best friend one day and the next he wont talk to you.
Emery won't talk to me ever again, and hes being a dick
by Jessie Wiedemann January 16, 2011

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reference to an obviously male cross dresser
facial hair often present

Originated by ones desire to file his nails in preparation for a 'night out' in the lady cloth (emery board)
"that person is obviously an EMERY"
"that EMERY must be looking for a new dress"
by Emery01 January 10, 2008

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A hoe that needs to have a break.shes constantly saying stuff about people behind their back .shes usually the one in a group how who is the leader and will boss u around and make ur decisions for you... she pretty much controls you.she might think she's pretty but she's really not . She also might have a boyfriend but doesn't care about him.
They girl is such an Emery..
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industrious
"Her name is Emery."
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