Extremely captivating guy, who could easily be mistaken as otherworldly hot. Sexy voice. Sweet when he wants to be, but always enchanting. Very seductive kisser. Wise beyond his years, can make mothers blush and daughters melt. He was the inspiration behind the pringles slogan "once you pop, you cant stop."
"wow, he's so hot, must be an emery."

or "i can't get this guy out of my head! must be an emery."
by ksjsublime February 07, 2010
Screamo band that is the epitome of awesome. Mixing lyrics that are both self-exploring as well as faintly spiritual, Emery blasts listeners with an unusually fresh sound. Their songs have a tendency to be intentionally profound, using rhythm breaks and escalating volumes to shout out a certain word or phrase. The main singer's (Toby's) voice is deeper and much more mellow than you'd expect, but he can stretch it to pleasing heights. There's also a screaming element that is basically background to the music and lyrics as a whole, but also captures this element of extremity that they obviously desire to show.

So far, they have two albums: The Weak's End and The Question. Both have their share of intense songs as well as quiet, escalating songs that seem to have a little more meaning to them.

Emery also throws a sweet concert, where the intensity of their music is greatly emphasized. Moshers will love them.

Best songs:

Walls, Ponytale Parades, Fractions, Under Serious Attack, So Cold I Can See My Breath, Studying Politics
Bill: I like to divide
Tod: Well then you'd like Fractions by Emery an awesome band.
by Audio August 04, 2005
The surname of a tribe of men known to have very large genitalia. This tribe is particularly concentrated in the midwestern United States, specifically Illinois. Their size and sheer girth is staggering to most females.
Ron: Who are those kids that are stealing all our young split tail?
W Brasky: Oh them. They're all Emery's. They all have cocks the size of trolley cars. It's unreal.
by Reginald D. Emery January 14, 2011
An emo but slightly screamo band on a Christian label.
Good songs include: Walls, The Secret, Fractions

Emery > You
by A big old cup o' poop. November 03, 2004
Godlike, Angelic, commonly mistaken as Jesus;most amazing being you will ever meet. She is totally a she; not a cross dresser, a screamo band, and does not have facial hair. If ever in the presence of an Emery one must kiss her feet. EMERYY ROCKS <3 YA!!
"Wow Emery has a really smooth face....totally not a crossdresser"

"Emery Reminds me of pope john paul, minus 100 years and the beard."

by R Marshall September 14, 2008
An incredibly muscular man containing staggering genital size and a jaw droppingly deep sexy voice. An Emery is an Alpha male, someone who likes to show off his sheer dominance and powerful masculinity by flexing his muscles.
Christine: (Walks to Gym) Hey Sarah! Abs today?
Sarah: Yeah, 2 sets so far!
Christine: Oh ok I think I'll do Abs too......*gasp*..
Sarah: What?
Christine: Look at that guy over there, he's so sexy and big...and is that an anaconda in his pants?
Sarah: WOW, must be an Emery!
by Nexus920 August 05, 2011
The coolest kid alive
When i grow up i wanna be just like emery cause he is my hero
by scotty 1 June 04, 2004

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