Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.
Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.
This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.
Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!
Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!
Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!