Top definition
A person who is an insomniac. This person tends to be spontaneous. They love a good laugh, but in the privacy of their room. They only speak when it's important and needed.
"She's turning into an Eme."
by rebmza March 13, 2005
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
2
someone who stares into deep space and says "Where am I?" a lot. Generally very forgetful and confused. But everyone loves him :)
Person: "Why are there cliffs in the classroom?"
Friend: "Nawww ily, thats such an Emes question."
by Quasimodo235 June 03, 2009
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
3
To blade someobody, or fuck them over hard. Often involves gay buttsex and senior leadership pitching
dude the whole company just got eme'd today!

dude, stacey just got eme'd and had to go to borden!
by ohh yeahhh January 25, 2009
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
4
(Excalimation. Actually, it's more like a full sentence, condensed)
Comes from the phrase "e-mail-me".
When said to another person, implies you want that person to send you an e-mail.
"Yo! Matt! E-me the science notes for the test tommorow, okay?"
by annonymous February 09, 2005
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
5
Abbrev. of E-mail me. the act of asking someone to send an E-mail to oneself.
E-me the form tomorrow.
by Okae Soesoomi December 14, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
6
To ejaculate male sperm on another person without their consent.
Girl: "Aww, you emes all over me"
by shaggler February 25, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
7
short form for 'e-mail me' when on a chat page.
e.me when you get back, and we'll meet for coffee.
by Paul J Parkinson April 21, 2005
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush