equalized hug 

To hug someone with an arm over one shoulder and under the other, thus equalizing the hug ratio.

When I hug, I always use the equalized hug method, so as not to make anyone feel uncomfortable.

equalized hug by Sugarysweet January 8, 2009

embalmed

To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.

Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.

embalmed by Lord HJ Mumpleton July 24, 2009

ebolized 

Adv. The act of having been exposed to a person with the Ebola virus.

Also, referred to as bolized.

Syn.: contaminate with Ebola, infected with Ebola virus

The people on the plane have been ebolized.

She done bolized the people on the cruise ship.

ebolized by SouljahSoph October 17, 2014

Embalize 

A feeling of tranquility, happiness and peace. Like nothing in this world can put you down and you are on top of the world. Everything is way more emphasized and colors are vibrant and livelier then ever before. All you want to do if have fun and connect with people and be unified. Music is your best friend and things couldn’t be greater.

1. I want to go home and just Embalize for a while.
2. Who wants to feel Embalized?

3. Today feels so Embalizing.

Embalize by Embalize Bergmann October 9, 2012

embalmed

To drink so much of a particular drink that one enters a state whereby the alcohol overwhelms the body.

Ryan was embalmed in Limoncello on a recent trip to Naples.

embalmed by km133 July 19, 2012

Embalmed

This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body

Oh my fucking god, I got SO embalmed at the party last night...did I do anything stupid??

Embalmed by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

emblizer 

A position of anal sex, in which the girl lays on her side and the boy sits with his back rested either on the back of the couch or bed. The boys legs lay over the girl as his dick enters her ass. (made by Emily and Blake, hence EMBLizer)

Wow, last night I tried the emblizer with my girl, it was SO good.

emblizer by Emily Blake November 14, 2007