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1. Emancipation Proclamation
Wrapping a hamster (or similar rodent) in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.
The sixteenth President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln, was famous for the Emancipation Proclamation.
by Joe Vegas Feb 13, 2005 add a video
2. Emancipation Proclamation
The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.
Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"
3. emancipation proclamation
By dingo!
<Chef> Haven't you heard of Emancipation Proclamation?
<Sarge> Uh, I don't listen to hip-hop.
by anonymous Oct 28, 2003 add a video
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