Person 2: I know. I think I'm in love. She's everything I could ever want in a girl.
P.s. Oli is a dickbag.
Man2; OH yeah, she's a fucking awesome girl!
Also known in pocket form as the "Pocket Elva". Pocket Elvas are very useful for cleaning, homework, tutoring, answering odd questions, washing cars, and fighting other small people for cheese.
2. I bought my Pocket Elva from Prague, she can teach english to foreign children!