A kind hearted, and funny christian girl who knows how to have a good time. Also knows the difference between right and wrong. Very voluptuous.
I went to church the other day, and met this amazingly funny girl named Elva!
A girl who might seem shy at first, but once you get to know her it just might be the best thing that happens to you. She is very nice, cute, understanding and firm. She is a great person to cuddle with and will always make you happy when you see her. She might not seem very exciting at first, but getting closer will only be beneficial to you.
Person 1: Hey, I saw you flirting with Elva on Facebook.
Person 2: I know. I think I'm in love. She's everything I could ever want in a girl.
Elva, is a fucking cool girl. She's hilarious, good looking and listens to great music. She's every man's dream but she hates most people. So she's foreveralone D: Her favourite thing to do is playing Tony Hawk pro skater, while listening to Pennywise and eat popcorn. She always wins at video games. Specially Tony Hawk. ;D
P.s. Oli is a dickbag.
Man1; Have you met Elva?
Man2; OH yeah, she's a fucking awesome girl!
An Elva is a small person with big ideas. Generally responsible and good to be around. Cheese is a favorite for them along with bread, milk, cereal, and basically any dairy product except soy milk. REPEAT, no Soy Milk, may cause Elva to malfunction and or melt.
Also known in pocket form as the "Pocket Elva". Pocket Elvas are very useful for cleaning, homework, tutoring, answering odd questions, washing cars, and fighting other small people for cheese.
1.The Elva stole my cheese but helped me with my math homework.
2. I bought my Pocket Elva from Prague, she can teach english to foreign children!
A girl with a huge clitoris
Ouh man that girls clitoris is Elva!