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2.
A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H
by Ronzula May 26, 2008
 
1.
A super smart awesome genius. And no, Elton isn't synonymous with gay. No.
Duude. You got a 100 on that test? Y U SO ELTON
by gfagfafagafadfgahgjhjjhdghd September 03, 2012
 
3.
another word for a dude who's gay.
Joe: Wanna play go fish?

Bob: Dude, you're so elton!
by Bad Ass Man October 27, 2005
 
4.
when using the word bummer you might say
'its like elton john- a big bummer'
so just sue the term elton.
can also mean gay.
'you cant go the party? what an elton!'
by *Milla* July 10, 2008
 
5.
Someone who sings bad impressions of Elton John. They are also known as Gunoungs.
Elton: Fuck you, Barry Bonds sucked my dick.
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)
by Kazan April 01, 2005
 
6.
Male homo, like Elton John.
DId you see that dude at the Gin Blossoms concert, what an Elton.
by Ill mon April 26, 2007