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Elrond; The Half Elven in Tolkien's Mythology is lord of Rivendell, called Imladris by the elves. He held a council during the days of the third age where the fellowship of the ring was created. He was brother to Elros. "The Actor who played Elrond also played Agent Smith in The Matrix."
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Agent Smith with pointy ears and long hair I would not be surprised if Elrond said to Aragorn: "Mr. Aragorn, we meet again..now give up those codes."
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Elrond Half-Elven, father of Arwen Undomiel and brother to Elros, held the council in Rivendell at which the Fellowship of the Ring was formed. Dude! Have you seen any Elves lately? Especially Elrond and his eyebrows of Dooooom!
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an overprotecting father "I can't go to that party, my dad's such an elrond!"
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To insert your fist into your own rectum down to the elbow I elronded last night and boy, my elbow stinks now
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