A giant, hairy tomato
Elmo is a giant, hairy tomato.
The route of all evil. Comes off sweet, cuddly, and lovable, but give him the opportunity and he will eat your babies and molest you in your sleep.
kid 1: My sister got real quiet after we got my baby brother that elmo doll...
kid 2: Dude... where IS your baby brother?
ELMO - THE PENIS. An actual human penis and testicles, named ELMO, which were donated to the world's only Penis Museum, located in Iceland. Has RED pubic hair attached.
Elmo The Penis was donated by an American man who was over-endowed and had enough to share. Elmo and his balls belong to the museum. Even has RED HAIR! As found at: www.phallus.is
"dude that was so elmo", "yo that trick was so elmo"
when a man puts his elbow in a woman's vagina till she moans.
Yea he gave me that Elmo last night!
a) amusing red monster of seseme street with an alarmingly high pitched voice and big yellow nose
b) a total legend. Hyperactive brandon loving mad women who I couldn't live without
c) a hippie from the late 16th century
a) Wow, It's Elmo, I love this show
b) Wow, It's Elmo, I must go jump on her and dance like a crab
c) Peace, Elmo
A evil red monster that will rule the world and kill us all in a massive war. For now he carries a gun to take over vice city.
bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bambam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bambam bam bam bam elmo