The route of all evil. Comes off sweet, cuddly, and lovable, but give him the opportunity and he will eat your babies and molest you in your sleep.
kid 1: My sister got real quiet after we got my baby brother that elmo doll...
kid 2: Dude... where IS your baby brother?
Red Grover. Laughs when tickled unless batteries are dead.
See: Elmo Music
The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.
Elmo is a member of the NRA.
A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA Sesame Street
. His reputation puts infamous characters like Suge Knight
, Osama Bin Laden
, Saddam Hussein
, George W. Bush
(Well you get the point) to shame.
Has his own segment on sesame street
, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird
AKA "papa peck", Baby bear
AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks
, cookie monster
and Kermit the Frog
. That would ...
a character from sesame street, he has his own world where he sings and dances and finds things out with his goldfish. many toys of him in toy stores. talks like a girl, and is seemingly very cute and cuddley.
Elmo rocks my socks with his elmoness.
A red fuzzy creature that loves to touch and be touched by children of all ages
Wow look at elmo...is he touching that kid again
a fuzzy red adorable monster all kids under 7 want to be when they get older
i love seasame street