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The person whos definition lies above me could not be anymore wrong. It is a town of people who THINK they are hood when in fact are very wrong.Their high percentage of wiggers and fake gangstas like to invade other towns around them, causing a lot of drama and try to persuade others that they are gangsta. In conclusion, Elmira is a town in which bad shit rarely goes down, despite how many would like to believe so.
"Elmira is, in reality, not very hood at all."

"There ARE rainbows in Elmira"
 
1.
An urban center in "upstate" New York that contains nothing but a large prison with a statue of a naked man in front of it, a few dive bars, projects, crackhouses, and a purple-obsessed college that tries to pretend its not located in the middle of a ghetto. Elmira attempts to hide its horridness behind the fact that Mark Twain wrote a few books on the outskirts of this godforsaken place. However, those who live in Elmira always live by the wise words of the revered white haired author - "Sometimes too much drink is barely enough."
If you are traveling to the city of Elmira, be sure to bring your pepper spray.

There are no rainbows OR puppies in Elmira!
by K to the immy May 02, 2006
 
2.
It is a turkish name used mostly by Iranians. It means, Never dies. "Hargez namir"
Elmira Is a Beautiful young girl, with big brown eyes with broomy eyelashes, she has long waivy thick black hair and she likes to toss it around and show off its beauty. she is not too short and not too tall, with nice curvy boddies, she sure is beautiful and she surely knows it.
There comes that rich girl, Elmira..
by E S February 11, 2010
 
3.
A really nice friend who says hi to everyone and lights up the place with her presence.
Not talking about a city, talking about a loving friend called Elmira
by YouNoeMe February 14, 2010
 
4.
The beautifulest girl I've by far seen. She's pretty and sweet with dazzling brown eyes and a smile that no girl in the world has. She knows how to put a smile on people's faces and know how to make their days especially mine. She thinks she's unwanted but many guys want her. She's an amazing cuddlier and the best hugger. Shes a very inspirational girl with good taste in music. Shes so lovable and adorable. Other girls will be jealous of her beautifulness. I loved calling her mine.
You are one very lucky guy if you know and love a girl called Elmira.
by Chubby cheeks jess April 18, 2013
 
5.
A place where succubi (succubus singular) are being raised to eat up the souls of Men.
He has a girlfriend from Elmira, we do not see him anymore
by Unkownn/a February 18, 2008
 
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This small "city" has the allure of Mark Twain writings in its past and a once very populated city of 100k+ people. This city "use" to be bumpin, that is until all the 13 year old girls decided that birth control was too expensive. Now this urban slum has nothing but crummy bars and crappy night life. Too many old people and way to many youngsters with baby carriges. If you are looking for drugs, beer, or jail-bait, come to Hellmira. If you want to have a good time bar craqling, go to any other town located away from Elmira.
"This place is h-elmira looking."
by Mr. Woods July 10, 2006
 
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A small town located in "Upstate" New York. It was the vaction town of Mark Twain, the home of Eileen Collins, Ernie Davis, Geoff Bodine, Tommy Hilfigure, John W. Jones, Brian Williams, and Judge Pierro.

It is not a bad town, some say it is. Elmira College located in downtown Elmira was the first women's college in the Country. It does contain bad (ghetto) parts such as the Elmira Southside, and the rich parts such as West Elmira. Other than that its a pretty clean town.

Elmira was not that bad in the day, it mainly is dirty now due to NYS Welfare Program. Currently the town is trying to ger cleaned up and will raise taxes making it harder for others to live there.

Elmira has been mentioned in TV shows such as Law & Order: SVU talking about The Elmira Correctional Facility.
Elmira is a very small town.
by ash_marie123 April 07, 2011