Once the mines closed down, the whole population took to drinking and fornicating with each other after gathering in places such as "Cheers", Kentucky Fried Chicken, and at pit parties by the dump.
There hasn't been anything for teenagers to do here since Teens Against Boredom (TAB) closed down. So, they've taken to lighting fires in apartment buildings, screwing like donkies, and getting high.
If Elliot Lake does has one redeeming quality, its that there are plenty of women willing to offer themselves up for you. However, most of these women are drunk and over 50, hanging out at Karoke every thursday and friday night. But why be choosy?
In short, Elliot Lake sucks hobo ass.
Person 2: Ok
Population is 13,500 individuals, not counting the 400 permanent residents of a world renowned drug rehab place: Oaks Dope Center.
Elliot Lake is an Old Fart-Run place ...
Because of this repuation, they've established Elliot Lake Retirement Living aka: Retarded Living to attract senior citizens. And because of that, they've shut down many places where teens used to hang out. Now the only fun they have is to sniff glue and go to the Oaks Center.
The Oaks Centre : World Renowned for taking in junkies and let them go back on the buses scaring the hell out of normal people. A lot of the Oaks Dope Center's patients look normal, but once engaged in conversations, they usually talk about talltales on how they used to travel the world and bang girls for absolutely nothing, despite their ugly appearance. The females however, just look weird like Britney Spears in 40 years.
Economy: Run by King George (aka: GOD or King Shit of Turd Isle) he likes to dictate where businesses will be built. For example, the King owns a couple of car dealerships around the area and people buying his vehicles will get tax breaks.
Culture: Hirshhorn Avenue is known for dopeheads. Despite several attempts from PoPos, the micro-economy headed by welfare bums still flourishes. Also, the Civic Center is the only real place where you can get culture... Mississauga Avenue is agreat place especially at that Half-Way home place, where you can get fine pieces of old hag ass.
Despite this pejorative view of Elliot Lake, it's still a good place to stay, if you know how to blend in.
Christine: Yeah! Let's go over there, get treated and get high again on Hirshhorn! Yeah baby! Shag me with your finger!
A low income retirement town. Nice in some areas but mostly poor. Population: 11,300...great huh?
The mall in Elliot Lake is designed to look like a mine shaft, but it just looks like a shack. It leaks 24/7 and will probably be closed down. Unfortunately there are no stores worth your while.
WE HAVE AN AWESOME AND MASSIVE SHOPPERS THOUGH AND AN AWESOME GIRL NAMED ISABELLA B WHO LIVES THERE!!