| 1. | Ellen Crab | ||
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18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture. she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk. spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin! *shows* spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!! (said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.) |
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