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Elk
An animal that resembles a deer. They are a prized by Mr. Hinckle. The elk is extremely intelligent and are good inventors. They have constructed many gadgets for Hinckle and are currently working on a way for him to have a 3 million chicken farm. They are also in his special forces units and are helping him to overthrow the world. If you see an Elk, follow it for it may lead you to Hinckle's secret lair. If so, contact everyone you can so we can once and for all defeat Mr. Hinckle!!!
I found an Elk in my cereal.
by poop March 27, 2003
 
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Elk
Used to describe a woman with a large rack.
Hey, check out that elk over there.

Did you see what The Elk is wearing today?
by pedicabber May 14, 2005
 
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Elk
AKA Wapiti by native americans, Large deer like animal standing up to 6 feet tall, weighing 1000lbs and having extremely large antlers. Very popular big game animal in the western United States.
californian; Look a deer!
Idahoan; You dumbass thats an Elk!
by Deer_stalker8*cowboyfromhell January 26, 2009
 
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ELK
a headless man
Mark is an elk. thats why he didnt get hurt when we threw that stick at his head
by D.J. Elk June 08, 2009
 
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'Watering Hole' for Saint George Locals. Dress it up or dress it down, it's the 'Neutral Groud' for hippies, white trash, 'Wanna-be Gansta's' and those of us who just want to get our grove on. Only open on Thursday night it has become a 'breeding ground' for 'Thirsty Thursday' worshipers.
Receptionist hungover @ front desk Friday morning. . . . 'I went to Elks lastnight!'
by Ashweeeee and Cawistal September 04, 2008
 
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Elk
A character from the .hack games.

He's so hot... ^_^
Bud Have you seen elk?
Me Yea he's so hot...
by ElkAndCS October 02, 2004
 
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Elk
Aside from being a moose-like animal. The word elk can be used to replace any swear word, if only for a random comedic effect.
Person 1: "What the elk?"
Person 2: "Yeah! What the el--- wait, what?"
by blekdar November 06, 2007