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1.
A rude or manipulative woman who projects a facade of refinement.
That elizabitch stabbed me in the back.

Dr. Flannagan is a real elizabitch.
by Thim March 08, 2006
 
2.
Exchanges sex for Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Tim: Can I get some anal action for a mucus yolk and a few trap cards?
Elizabitch: (spreads asscheeks)
by Brainsonmydick June 05, 2014
 
3.
An Elizabethan whore.
She might seem refined in her old-fashioned dress, but in reality she's nothing but an Elizabitch.
by Phixes February 09, 2005
 
4.
Name to call an intelligence challenged girl named Elizabeth, Lizbeth, Liz, Beth, Bethany, or Eliza if she is a bitch.
That girl from Ohio is such an elizabitch!
by fordham_friday September 07, 2011
 
5.
A girl who is an uber slut who claims to be a vampire. She is obsessed with Edward Cullen and says that she's emo. She has apparently never heard of sarcasm and always calls people "sweety". Everyone who has met her hates her guts.
Cam:Elizabitch is a stupid bitch. Why does she think I like her?!
Ashley:Elizabitch is a concited bitch, what did you expect?
by carvdllurwwuy May 15, 2010